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April 10, 2026
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"Fred Tatasciore — Farmer Buyer"
"David Koechner — Dag"
"Jeff Garcia — Pip"
"Cameron A. Clarke — Freddy"
"Rob Paulsen — Peck, Gopher, Pizza Twin #1"
"Tino Insana — Pigg the Pig"
"Dom Irrera — Duke"
"Scott Bullock — Eddy"
"John DiMaggio — Bud, Officer O'Hanlon"
"Maurice LaMarche — Igg"
"Dana Plato — Maddy"
"Nathaniel Stroman — Root"
"Steve Oedekerk — Eugene "Snotty Boy" Goldner, Nathan Randall Beady the Third, Mr. Goldner, Pizza Twin #2"
"Maria Bamford — Nora Beady"
"Jill Talley — Mrs. Goldner"
"Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?"
"Peck: Never! You're all gonna die."
"Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?"
"Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!"
"Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything."
"Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben."
"Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so."
"Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?"
"Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone."
"Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night."
"Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!"
"Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back."
"Snotty Boy's Dad: Okay, no more Red Bull."
"Igg: Man, oh, man this is a totally great celebration."
"Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out."
"Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road."
"Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die."
"Helicopter Pilot: [on radio] This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight."
"Kevin James — Otis the Cow"
"Courteney Cox — Daisy"
"Sam Elliott — Ben"
"Danny Glover — Miles"
"Wanda Sykes — Bessy"
"Andie MacDowell — Etta"
"HEY!!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!"
"[after seeing the farmer come in after dancing with Wild Mike on stage] Uh, moo?"
"[after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed] That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!"
"[after Miles kicks the farmer the third time] Will you...stop...doing...that?! [Miles: Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] OK, let's go."
"[walks to Ben's grave] Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. [sighs] Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. [sighs] I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry. [walks away]"
"[as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag] Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag] Never... come... back. [drops Dag] Pip? [Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.]"
"[first words] Thanks, Miles. Let me know if you see Otis."
"[seeing 3 Jersey cows by the fence] The Jersey Cows."
"Second item: lest I remind you, this is coyote season. [animals chatter concernedly] There are ruthless and desperate creatures. Rule #1: stay in groups. Rule #2: stay inside of the perimeter of the fence at all times. And #3: be careful out there. Okay, let's hit it. MOOOOOO!"
"[from trailer] Rule Number I: There swimmin' in the pond."
"[latest words] Put the hen down, Dag."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.