"[after being blown out of the pool] It was ghastly. The deck just seemed to lift up under my feet. Then I was in the water. Black, oily water! I struggled!"

"B-b-but I d-don't wanna sell him. [The scene cuts to the gangsters taking Daffy away, then to a beaten-up Porky] T-t-they talked me into it."

"The Dam Keeper, an original animated short film by feature animation artists Robert Kondo and Dice Tsutsumi, tells the tale of a young pig encumbered with an important job, and the meeting of a new classmate who changes everything."

"Lars Mikkelsen as Narrator"

"Courtney Lockwood as Pig"

"[repeated line] I WANT A DIVORCE!"

"Elvia Allman as Mrs. Daffy Duck. (uncredited)"

"Sara Berner as Hen / Divorce Court Crowd. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Daffy Duck / Junior Duck / Divorce Court Crowd. (uncredited)"

"[shouting into the lion's mouth] Pinocchio!"

"Iron bars do not a prison make... but they sure help, eh, Doc?"

"We're also available for picnics, lodge meetings, children's parties, and smokers."

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny, Nero the Lion, and Elephant Trumpeting."

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester and Tweety."

"Hocus-pocus, flipity-flam, razamataz, and alakazam!"

"Observe closely. Nothing up here... [lifts one sleeve up] ...nothing up here... [lifts the other sleeve up] ...and nothing up here. [points at his head]"

"Innocent as a newborn baby - baby rat, that is."

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Bruno the Bear / Colonel Korny"