"Stevie: I see you guys all the time at the mall and all you do is shop and pose. Do you guys have any hobbies? Kacey: We like to shop.....and pose....."

"Nelson: Dude, the pirate thing's mine."

"Kacey: ...Nobody's looking to see what I'm wearing! And I liked it when they were looking! Kevin: I'm looking at what you're wearing... a lot."

"Nelson: At this point Zander, "I want to play the Ukelele" releases the giant hawk that swoops down, picking up Molly, dropping her into the volcano. Zander: Wait a minute, there's a volcano? Stevie: Oh, so you were on-board with the giant hawk but the volcano throws you?"

"Zander: Well, that's all the time we have for today. Grace: I'm Grace King, and I'm Zander Robbins. Have a great day!"

"Grace: (Reads) Grace begins reading here, arrow."

"Kacey: A lot of candidates promise you a lot of things. Some promise you some things. But I, Kacey Simon, am the only candidate who promises you no things. Except one thing: I will be your voice. The voice of the regular kids. I believe Brewster High can be great again. So vote for me. Simon Says."

"Everyone: We can't hear you, we have cheese in our ears!"

"Zander: I think there's something missing. Everyone: CHEESE!"

"Kacey: Come back! I really have to pee!!!"

"Kacey: I'm the face of Gravity 5. Zander: We're all the face of Gravity 5. Kacey: But you're the face of the face of Gravity 5."

"Kacey: How can they put Molly on the front of the Brewster Quarterly? How can she be the face of the school? Look at this face. This is the face of the school! (points to herself making a mean face) Nelson: That face scares me. Kacey: Not this face. (makes a pretty face) This face. Kevin: I like that face. Oh yeah!"

"Kacey: Okay, now, you may be wondering why I've called you all here. Zander: You didn't call us all here. We were rehearsing and you just started talking. Kacey: Okay, you may be wondering why I just started talking during rehearsal. Nelson: Is it to lecture us on how we should act at Justin Cole's party? Kacey: No, it's to answer any questions you may have on how you should act at Justin Cole's party."

"Justin: Yeah, you're that kid who used to run away from his own farts! Nelson: Still do."

"Kacey: It wasn't that great. Will-I-Am only sang three songs."

"Kacey: Last year, he had pigs in a blanket that were actually served by a pig in a blanket."

"Molly: (Gets invitation) The first invitation? Thanks, Justin. Grace: (Gets invitation) The first invitation after Molly's but before everyone else's? Thanks, Justin."

"Kacey: CAT! Stevie: That is NOT a cat! Zander: I think it ate the cat."

"Stevie: (walks in) Hey guys. Kacey: Loserberry? Stevie: Excuse me. You call me that name again in front of my friends, and I'll introduce you my bass to your face. Zander: I think it just got a little bit tense in here."

"Kacey: Where have you been?! I called for a code 4, level 9 super secret emergency meeting 10 minutes ago! Molly: This isn't really an emergency for us. This is more of an emergency for you. Kacey: It's really not that big of a deal. Molly: Oh, it's a big deal, Kacey. The whole world knows you're wearing braces and glasses, that you're lisping and that you just loogied into the mouth of one of the hottest boys in school. EPIC fail."

"Kacey: IT'S NOT FOR YOU, YOU FREAK!"

"Doctor: Kacey Simon, you need glasses. Kacey: What?! Dentist: Kacey Simon, you need braces. Kacey: What?!"

"Shaylen Carroll - Shaylen Carlson"

"Mariah Parks - Mariah Pettigrew"

"Andrew Bowen Stern - Andrew Stark"

"Sarah Gabrielle LeMaire - Sarah Moody"

"Drew Reinartz - Drew Robinson"

"Alan Shaw - Alan Taskin"

"Steven J. Scott - Mr. Moody"