"Our job is to locate the croc, jump it, try and get it into the boat and then relocate it into a section of the river where it'll never run into a conflict with people again. Now, it's not the croc's fault. He doesn't come into our swimming pool. We're actually going into his. They're apex predators right at the top of the food chain and without crocodiles, the whole ecosystem would suffer. We've got to catch this croc. Otherwise, they'll shoot it dead and turn it into boots, bags and belts."

"Timothy Bottoms - U.S. President George W. Bush"

"Robert Coleby - Dr. Weinberger"

"A lot of people think that snakes are evil, ugly monsters that cruise around killing people."

"You know, those army blokes seemed pretty upset about their metal ball. They reckoned it was real valuable. Of all the gear those blokes get to play with, you'd think a kid's top would be the last thing they'd need. And that grumpy rancher has joined the Fauna and Fisheries Department as a volunteer. But she's still having a little bit of trouble dealing with crocodiles. And check this out. The US government gave us those two pesky poachers to work at Australia Zoo for nothing! And I reckon, after I give them a full Steve-o education, we'll be able to return them back to the wild where they belong. And that crocodile's happy. Real happy. He's now got himself a couple of gorgeous- looking Sheilas. Well, we're back to our adventure. See ya."

"The two blokes look like they've never been out of an office. The girl might chip a fingernail if she's not careful."

"Steve Bastoni - Deputy Director Reynolds"

"Steve Irwin – Himself"

"Steve Vidler - Department Director Ansell"

"This Summer Crocs Rule"

"Kate Beahan - Jo Buckley"

"Kenneth Ransom - Vaughn Archer"

"[on the phone] You mean that guy in the Khaki Shorts? That dude from the Discovery Channel?"

"Steve's been catching crocodiles this way with his dad since he was a small boy. But the real dangerous part is judging the size of the croc before jumping it."

"It's CROC savin' time!"

"Lachy Hulme - Robert Wheeler"

"G'day! I'm Steve Irwin! You might know me as the Crocodile Hunter! Have a look at this little beauty, will ya? [appears at the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios logo] This is an African lion! Oh, I'm in no danger, he's become a Hollywood lion! He's been sitting in this MGM logo for 77 years! Tough job, mate. Of course, in my new movie, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, we make this bloke look like a real pussycat! Yeah, the lion may be the apex predator in Africa, but in Australia, crocs rule! Everything about Collision Course is big, REAL BIG! But there's one big problem... [to the Lion] It's you, mate! He's too tame! Come on, get out of there ya little devil! [a crocodile now appears in the MGM logo] Crikey! Now that's more like it! Steady, mate, steady..."

"Terri Irwin – Herself"

"Aden Young - Ron Buckwhiler"

"Deborah Mailman as Roxanne"

"Tom Budge as Slippery"

"Magda Szubanski as Roadhouse Betty"

"I love you, rivet from ratchet and clank."

"I will find the boy."

"Going home never felt so good."

"Missy Higgins as Annie"

"Geoffrey Rush as Father Benedictus"

"Jessica Mauboy as Rosie"

"Rocky McKenzie as William "Willie" Johnson"

"Who is Rolf Harris?"

"He's right, old man. Stealing is very very wrong."

"Dan Sultan as Lester"

"I hate Rolf Harris!"

"Your stealing nearly get us killed. Me killed, my girlfriend killed."

"Hey look what i got [holds the cassette of Rolf Harris "Six White Boomers"] Er. Who likes Rolf Harris?"

"I wanna go to Broome!"

"Ernie Dingo as Stephen "Uncle Tadpole" Johnson"

"Wolfgang Benedictus."

"Ryan Clark as Dean"

"Rebecca Massey as Miss Babb"

"Henry Nixon as Trevor"

"Firass Dirani as Russell"

"Lisa Kowalski as Sally"

"Sarah Woods as Janet"

"All I know is he's my own, and you're weak as piss if you don't look after your own."

"Thomas doesn't like buses! Thomas doesn't like buses!"

"[in her bathroom and sees Charlie and Thomas inside the houses and screaming] Dad, what’s going on?!"