"[running out of the house in his underwear as construction workers are wrecking a nearby marsh] GET OUT OF HERE!!! What do you think you're doing?! Hey! What do you think you're doing, huh?! Hey! You don't have a permit! We haven't had the meeting yet! We haven't voted! You're totally illegal! [sighs in frustration and lets out a furious scream] I'm gonna get a lawyer and sue your ass!"

"By destroying the marsh, they've broken the law and accomplished their objective which is, there's nothing left to save. I mean, it's a done deal. And it's an outrage! There are laws against this kind of thing, and I, for one, want to know who amongst you is going to enforce them?"

"Amy? Amy, I'm sorry. I didn't know he was going to do that. Look, sweetie, I promise I won't let anybody hurt them, all right? Open the door."

"Dad, look! They're really flying with me!"

"Hello, Papa Goose! This is so cool!"

"[screaming in the shower after a lotion malfunction] GET OOOUUUUTT!!! Get out!! GET OUT!!!"

"Jeff Daniels as Thomas Alden"

"Anna Paquin as Amy Alden"

"Dana Delany as Susan Barnes"

"Terry Kinney as David Alden"

"Holter Graham as Barry Stickland"

"Jeremy Ratchford as Glen Seifert"

"Deborah Verginella as Aliane Alden"

"Michael J. Reynolds as General Hatfield"

"David Hemblen as Dr. Killian"

"Ken James as Developer"

"Nora Ballard as Jackie"

"Sarena Paton as Laura"

"Chris Benson as Farmer"

"Gladys O'Connor as Farm Woman"

"Stanley Anderson as Edwin S. Simon"

"Ben Hamper and Michael Moore as two redneck guys"

"Beth Amos as Ruthie"

"Sheila Gray as the voice of the Hacker Hellstrom"

"There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think."

"James Carville as a Pentagon agent for Central Intelligence (uncredited)"

"Ed Sahely as a Mountie (uncredited)"

"Gordon Michael Woolvett as a Male Candy Striper (uncredited)"

"Dan Aykroyd as an OPP officer (uncredited)"

"I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!"

"If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade."

"What about Jurassic Park? Two black guys died in that movie. That's a twofer!"

"I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto."

"[being held in Canada] Boomer! You traitor! You Benedict Arnold! You took off and you left me here in the hands of those Canadians! I'm gonna tear you till and I'll rip out every bone in your body! Boomer, you hear me?!"

"If you say "please" one more time, I'm gonna let you have it!"

"Alan Alda as the unnamed President of the United States"

"John Candy as Bud B. Boomer, the sheriff of Niagara County"

"Bill Nunn as Kabral Jabar"

"Kevin J. O'Connor as Roy Boy"

"Rhea Perlman as Honey"

"Kevin Pollak as Stuart "Stu" Smiley"

"G. D. Spradlin as R.J. Hacker"

"Rip Torn as General Dick Panzer, the Commander of USSOCOM"

"Steven Wright as a Niagara Falls Mountie"

"Jim Belushi as Charles Jackal"

"Richard E. Council as Vladimir Kruschkin, the President of Russia"

"Brad Sullivan as Gus"

"Wallace Shawn as Clark MacDonald, the Prime Minister of Canada"