"Now folks, here's a nightmare scenario. You're cuddled up in bed, you hear that "step, thump, step, thump" of a pirate coming up your stairs. You'd hide under your covers. But, it's not going to do you any good. He's drank your liquor, number one. Number two... He's looking for treasure. He's a pirate folks, you're DEAD."

"I'm standing here in the middle of, hell, I dunno where I was at this point, with like, six cartons of eggs, and all this guy can say is "him go up the cricker." What the hell is that?"

"Stimpy: Oh, joy!!"

"Ren: YOU....!"

"Powdered Toast Man: POWDERED TOAST MAN!"

"Mr. Horse: No, sir. I didn't love it."

"Howard Morris as Flem."

"Candi Milo as Mom and Teacher."

"Dee Bradley Baker as Dad."

"Brendan Fraser as Boneless Chicken."

"Charlie Adler as Cow; Chicken; The Red Guy."

"Jess Harnell as Cerberus (from pilot)"

"Dan Castellaneta as Earl."

"Oohh sweet dark, sweet dark...the stars, don't you remember the stars? Oh the twinkly stinkly smelly belly stars"- Artie, in "the rangeboy"

""C'mon Pete, we gotta kill Bob while he's still alive!" ~ Don Wrigley"

"Park Ranger Thorsen: You got a license for that tattoo, son? [Young Pete shows him a license]"

""Hey, Blowhole, wherever you are, in forty-five minutes I'm going to be famous. And you know what you're going to be? A blowhole!" ~ Little Pete Wrigley"

""I just wanted to change the world but after a whole year of trying the only thing i changed was my underpants." - Little Pete Wrigley"

"Did I ever tell you guys your the best family I know? I mean I'm making great time, I'm traveling with a great family....hey what do u say we do something special and make a pit stop! Bug juice on the house, and well even break out the paper plates!- Don Wrigley adressing his family in "King of the Road"

""If you're gonna change something, I said change something that matters." - Little Pete Wrigley"

""You always see the truth in the shine." - Cecil Tucker (Pete and Pete)"

""9 o'clock, and all is pipe!" Artie"

"Hey a hot lather machine huh? Woo woo woo ingenius!"- little pete talking shit during "field of dreams"

""This is so much better than underpants… I used to look at all the flaws in the world and I'd think 'If I could make one thing perfect…', and then I did - underpants" ~ Inspector 34"

""Passengers will refrain from KILLING MY SOUL!" ~ Bus Driver Stu Benedict"

""Artie! The strongest man... in the world!" ~ Artie, The Strongest Man in the World"

""I am the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life." ~ Endless Mike Hellstrom"

"Older Pete Wrigley: I'll give you anything you want. You can destroy anything in the house, tear up the yard, anything."

""Carrot-top Judas... THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME!" ~ Bus Driver Stu Benedict"

""Pipe!" ~ Artie, The Strongest Man in the World"

"Tibi the Take It Back Butterfly (voiced by )"

"Yakko Warner the Yacky Yacker, Dr. Scratchansniff and J. Bob Jones the Pinky Pink (voiced by )"

"Wakko Warner the Wacky Snacker (voiced by )"

"Dot Warner the Impossibly Cute One and Mary Hartless (voiced by )"

"John Neil Ostrogaff the Brainy Brain, Foreman and Squit (voiced by )"

"Bobby (voiced by )"

"Pesto (voiced by )"

"Slappy the Slap-Happy Squirrel (voiced by )"

"Skippy the Skip-Hippy Squirrel (voiced by )"

"Mindy (voiced by )"

"Smart Rita the Catty Cat (voiced by )"

"Ralph T. Guard, Buttons, Gogo W. the Dodo and Stupid Runt the Doggy Dog (voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Minerva the Mink (voiced by )"

"Fifi la Fume, Li'l Sneezer, Margot Mallard and Patmay K. Martin the Pig (voiced by )"

"Sphinxy the Sphinx (voiced by )"

"MC Skat Kat (voiced by )"

"Yakety Yak (voiced by )"

"Rocko: X day/night is a very dangerous day/night."

"The Wild Pig: I'm a wild pig!"

"Ed Bighead: I hate my life!"