""You got to spend a quid and some bobs to get anything good these days." Barney talking with Andy and Malcom Merriwether in 'The Return of Malcom Merriwether'."

"Here at THE ROCK, we have two basic rules. The first rule is: OBEY ALL RULES. Secondly: Do not write on the walls, as takes a lot of work...to erase writing...OFF of walls. Now as we tell all men when these doors shut behind them, you are starting a new life. If you are wise, you'll begin rehabilitation."

""Well, you and Aunt Bee is havin' fried chicken. And, I'm having crow..." [in answer to Opie's questions what's for dinner after Andy realized he was terribly in the wrong about something he thought Opie did]."

"Andy: Listen to me, Barney. Listen to me just a minute. Now it's true you had them all dead to rights by the book. But now if you went strictly by the book, why I don't reckon we'd have anything in this country but about 180 million jailbirds."

""You look good enough to take to Chinatown!" (referring to Aunt Bee) in Season 5, Episode 5"

""But don't the trees sound nice and full?" Andy referring to the birds Opie has just let go. In 'Opie:The Birdman'."

"Barney: I had them, Andy! I had them all dead to rights! You can check the manual! Every one of them was as guilty as sin!"

"Barney: Yeah; I guess you're right. I was just trying to show you how much you could trust me."

"Aunt Bee: I was standing in front of the courthouse chatting with a group of ladies."

""You beat everything Barney, you know that?" Andy to Barney Season 3 Episode 6"

"Brisco Darling (referring to Ernest T. Bass) -- "We thought about killin' him... didn't want to go that far.""

""Call the man!" - Andy Taylor, after the freezer went out at home and Aunt Bee needed a place to keep her meat."

"Andy: Well, no wonder it's quiet in town; the whole population's in here!"

"Ernest T. Bass: It's me, it's me. It's Ernest T.!!"

"Emma Brand: To think I voted for you last election; never even considered nobody else! BAD, BAD SHERIFF! (upon her frustration of Andy refusing to help her get her pills)"

"NAUGHTY DEPUTY! (after Andy drops Barney's charges of arresting her for jaywalking)"

"Otis: [singing childlike to Barney who out of pride voluntarily put himself in the other cell] "Barney's in Jail! Barney's in Jail!""

"Barney: Wanted posters came in, Andy."

"Andy: Oh, good. File 'em, will you, Barn?"

"Barney: (reading posters) Let's see what we got here. "Henry 'Shopping Bag' Leonetti. Grand Larceny; $4,000 reward." "Max 'The Tongue' Rasmussen. Grand Theft Auto; reward $1,500." "Benjamin Schuster, alias Benjy Schus, alias Benny Schut. Forgery; reward $3,000." You know what this means, Andy?"

"Well, now, maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell much without my glasses!"