Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."

"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."

"I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back."

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house."

"Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful."