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"I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people."
"[to Tallahassee] You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like developed in a secret government lab!"
"[voiceover, face to face with a zombie clown] Oh, God. Look at this fucking clown. Of course...it had to be a clown! No, wait. It had to be a clown. And it had to be Wichita up there to make me realize that some rules... [the words "RULE #17: DON'T BE A HERO" appear, with the word "DON'T" falling down, and turning into "RULE #17: BE A HERO"] ...are meant to be broken. Time to nut up or shut up. Fuck this clown."
"[last lines] So until next time, remember: Cardio, seat belts, and this really has nothing to do with anything, but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody. [Tallahassee hits the zombie with the car door] I'm Columbus, Ohio from Zombieland, saying good night."
"Time to nut up or shut up."
"My momma always told me "Someday you'll be good at somethin'." Who'd have guessed that somethin' would be zombie killin'?"
"There's a box of Twinkies in that Grocery Store. Not just any Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date, and someday soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go...empty."
"[silently crying about losing his 3-year-old son to the zombies] I haven't cried like that since Titanic."
"[about Columbus, after seeing him kiss Wichita] Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck."
"[looking through a fried-Twinkie stand] Where are ya, ya spongy yellow delicious bastards?! Where are ya?!"
"Welcome to Zombieland."
"Our land is their land."
"This place is so dead"
"Nut up or shut up."
"Survival rule #21: Avoid strip clubs."
"Survival rule #28: Get a kickass partner."
"Survival rule#4: Don't be a hero."
"Survival rule #1: Cardio."
"A comedy that kills."
"Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee"
"Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus"
"Emma Stone - Wichita"
"Abigail Breslin - Little Rock"
"Bill Murray - Himself"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.