Ysabeau S. Wilce

"Crackpot Hall has eleven thousand rooms, but only one potty."

"If your head explodes, I am not cleaning it up."

"Life is a prison if you cannot leave it as you like."

"Panic poisons; levelheaded lives."

"You look all right to me, although may be a bit wiggly about the edges. But perhaps I just need coffee."

"I shook my head. I had been too busy panicking to do anything that sensible."

"Nini Mo says that most courage comes from being too tired and hungry to be afraid anymore. If exhaustion and hunger were the hallmarks of courage, then I was the bravest person that ever lived."

"It’s amazing what a little maquillage can do for you, particularly if you don’t lay it on with a trowel."