Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? (TV show)

"All crook jingles are sung by Rockapella."

"The Contessa- Ooh... ahh... ahh... ooh... Contessa!"

"Top Grunge- (motorcycle sounds; then in a gruffly voice) Top- Top- Top Grunnnnnnnnge!"

"Double Trouble- (scat) Double Trouble (Trouble)! (2x)"

"Vic the Slick- (does a few seconds of scatting) Vic the Slick!"

"Robocrook- (robotic sounds) Robocrook! (2x)"

"Patty Larceny- P-P-P-Patty (scats for a few seconds) Patty Larceny!"

"Wonder Rat- He's Wonder Rat! The fabulous Wonder Rat! The mighty Wonder Rat!"

"Eartha Brute- Eartha Brute, Sha do ba do, bop sho bop, Eartha Brute! (HUH!)"

"Kneemoi- Moi Moi Knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-Kneemoi Knee-knee-knee-knee-Knee Moi!"

"Sarah Nade- Sarah Naaaaaaaade!"

"The only crook who's jingle was less than three seconds was Sarah Nade."

"Patty Larceny (alternate tune used in seasons 1-2)"

"Vic the Slick"

"Double Trouble (alternate tune used in seasons 1-2)"

"Robocrook (Seasons 1-2)"

"The Contessa (accompanied by a yell in seasons 4-5)"

"Eartha Brute"

"Top Grunge ("Grunge" and "in jail" are blended together)"

"Sarah Nade"

"Wonder Rat"

"Robocrook (Seasons 3-5)"

"The only crook who ever used both tunes was Robocrook."

"You're becoming quite a good detective, detective, but no one can catch Carmen Sandiego."

"Do you really think you can catch me? Remember, Carmen Sandiego is never far away, but always out of reach."

"Mmm, I enjoy a good challenge. But I'm afraid that soon, you may be out of your league. Farewell!"

"You've become quite a crimestopper, but you'll never put a stop to my grand plan."

"I admire your persistence, but I'm a thief in her prime. There's no way you can stop my next crime."

"I've kept my eye on you, gumshoe. You've done well so far, but wait until the end, my friend..."

"Well, well, the successful inspector is at it again. Good luck trying to figure out my ultimate goal. You'll need it."

"Excuse the intrusion, but your past successes mean little in the grand scheme of things. My grand scheme, that is."

"Hello and welcome to ACME, I'm the Chief. But you can call me...well...'the Chief.' We're in the business of tracking down thieves, and we're ultimately after one: Carmen Sandiego! Every creep we've ever collared has been working for her!"

"You can try to reform me, but I'LL NEVER CHANGE!"

"To coin a phrase, I didn't think you coppers had enough "cents" to catch me."

"How did I get caught in such a seedy crime? That evidence you weeded through was planted!"

"Oh, no, you found me! I wonder where I blew it?"

"You nailed me! But if you want to get Carmen, you'll need a much bigger hammer!"

"Catching me was a tall order, but catching Carmen will be a colossal achievement."

"Oh, no! All of my schemes have been nipped in the bud!"

"You may have short-circuited my operation, but I'm an adapter!"

"Agh! Looks like I'm in hot water! You made me look like a wet noodle!"

"You may have stopped me, but you'll never arrest Carmen Sandiego!"

"This chase tired me out, but Carmen's in the driver's seat, and you'll never match her speed!"

"Looks like I'm up the creek without a paddle!"

"Aw, man! I hope they don't give homework in the hoosegow!"

"I've never pictured myself getting caught! Would you believe I've been framed?"

"Hey, I'm caught, and I have to cash it in, but the smart money's still on Carmen."

"You made life tough for Miss Ann Stuf, and now a lot fewer people will be missing their stuff."

"Thanks to your stellar sleuthing, Ken U. Sparadigm can't even spare a nickel. We've clobbered him with court costs and copped him into prison."

"VILE's villains have vexed Vietnam. Someone's took all of the water from the Mekong River. How could they steal a jillion gallons of water without being seen? I don't know. Very sneakily, I'll bet. Now, vamoose to Vietnam and reign in that river wrangler!"