Viva La Bam

"DON'T FEED PHIL!"

"How many kids would like to have a firepole in their room? But I beat you to the punch, you little jerks."

"Look at Phil's tummy!"

"Turbonegro came all the way from Norway to have a concert here."

"April: You know what your friends did to my car?!"

"We're building a drawbridge, look, here's the blueprints! *shows Ape a napkin with a poorly drawn drawbridge and water on it, screen shows the word "Blueprints...?"*"

"Glomb: You live with a convict.....Novak: I'm an ex-convict!"

"It happens when fat rubs together (skin tags)"

"(April takes the purple lamborghini)"

"(Glomb Making Skatepark House)Dunn:Why don't we ever do this cool shit to my house Bam:'Cos you don't have a house Dunn:Oh yeah"