The Bad Guys (film)

"[repeated line by Wolf and Snake] Go bad, or go home."

"[repeated line] So long, suckers!"

"[repeated line] Don't mind us, we're just robbing this place."

"Hey, you! Get over here. A little bit closer. Oh, I know what it is. You're afraid, because I'm, uh… The big bad wolf! Well, I'm not surprised. I am the villain of every story. Isn't that right, Snake? [Snake: [chuckles] Yep.] Say hello to Mr. Snake! Serpentine safe-cracking machine. Imagine Houdini but with no arms. The kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half-empty then steal it from y'all. He's also my best bud, and today is his birthday! [Snake: Not relevant.] He's a sweetheart. [to Snake] You're a sweetheart."

"And over here is Ms. Tarantula. Our inhouse hacker, pocket search engine, and travelling-tech wizard. We call her "Webs"."

"And this is Mr. Shark, master of disguise. Apex predator of a thousand faces. His greatest trick: stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa. Dig that!"

"And rounding out the crew… [Piranha: Surprise!] …is Mr. Piranha. He's a loose cannon with a short fuse, willing to scrap with anyone or anything. He's brave, he's fearless... Aw, who am I kidding? He's crazy."

"The Bad Guys become the good guys, so we can stay the Bad Guys. You know what I'm saying?"

"We're supposed to save them, not eat them!"

"Yeah, they're a bit eccentric, but when you're born us, you don't exactly win many popularity contests. Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters? Sure, I do. But these are the cards we've been dealt, so we might as well play them."

"We may be bad, but we're so good at it!"

"Do you ever wonder what it'd be like if the world wasn't scared of us?"

"They're the only friends I've ever had."

"[last lines] Hey, you! That's right. Come here. A little closer. I said closer! Now that we've had some time to get acquainted, we're not so scary now, aren't we? Webs, hit it."

"Relax, these doors are complicated."

"Well, I'd say they've gone to a better place."

"[whispers] Snake attack."

"[Wolf: Maybe I don't want to be a...] What, a bad guy?!"

"[His tail starts to wag, and he gets angry] No, no. No! We'll... always... be... BAD GUYS!!"

"It's fantastic! Wolf, you're a genius!"

"Totally worth it!"

"I've made a lot of enemies in my time... I mean, a lot... but out of all the people in the world... I hate you guys the least."

"What's on the Food Network?"

"You wanna know why I hate birthdays, Wolf? Do you? When you grow up a snake, nobody shows up to your party. Birthdays are a constant reminder that out there, I'm just a scary, good-for-nothing monster. Yeah, but nothing compares to having the one guy... the one guy I thought I could trust... stab me in the back."

"Nope! [eats] Sucker!"

"[repeated line] Surprise!"

"Crazy! You're finally speaking my language, chico!"

"What happened? Did we blow up? Is this heaven?"

"What's up, papa?"

"Man... my tummy is rumbling like a kraken right now."

"I'm having a baby! Is there a doctor, or perhaps several security guards that can leave their posts and help me?"

"That's it! I'll teach you to share!"

"Oh, stop, you're making me blush."

"[to Snake] Happy Birthday, Mr. Grumpypants."

"[upon getting a "I'm not a tarantula" CAPTCHA test] Oh, come on!"

"Everyone copies."

"It's crime time, baby. Shark, we need a distraction."

"[in a cute onesie] Well, there goes our street cred."

"A wolf and a fox are not so different. Maybe they will believe you, maybe they won't. But it doesn't matter. Don't do it for them. Do it for yourself. This is a chance to write your own story, to find a better life for you and your friends. What have you got to lose?"

"Yeah, well, that ship has already sailed."

"I gave you an opportunity! A chance to show the world that you're more than just a scary stereotype! But you're too proud or too gutless to take advantage of it!"

"I was the best thief in the world. Fast, fearless, inventive. I just had one thing left to steal. [Wolf: The Golden Dolphin. So you went after it.] I didn't just go after it. I had it. And a clear escape route. But... all I saw in the end was the tricky fox that they always told me I was. It changed everything. So, now, instead of hurting people, I'm helping them. [sighs] I'm still me. [chuckles] I'm just me on the right side."

"...I, Professor Rupert Marmalade IV, will turn The Bad Guys into The Good Guys!"

"That is an animal testing lab with helpless guinea pigs."

"You're going to have to choose between your friends, and the good life."

"[from the trailer only] If you want to stay out of jail, you need to go well."

"You villains have an image problem. You need a makeover."

"You see, I never cared about what's "good". Only what's good for me."

"[last words] No! No! I'm not the Crimson Paw! Sh-She's the Crimson Paw! She's the Paw! I'M THE FLOWER OF GOODNESS! NO!!"

"[repeated line] Get them!"