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"Jack Black - lead vocals/rhythm guitar"
"Kyle Gass - lead acoustic guitars/backup vocals"
"Dio, time to go. You must give your cape and scepter TO ME! And a smaller one for KG... Go!"
"This is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute."
"We ride with kings on mighty steeds, across the devil's plain. We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain. NO!"
"Kyle's fingers be silver/Jack's voice, then, be gold/but lest you think we're vain/We know you're all robots and we don't care/Tenacious D/We reign/Supreme."
"Burrito supreme! And a chicken supreme! And a cutlass supreme! Supreme! Yeah"
"Metal! It comes from hell!"
"What's it gonna be, Kyle? You have to decide. Tits… or Destiny?"
"BEELZEBOSS: I am compleeeeeete! JACK and KYLE: Fuuuuuuu-uuuuuck! BEELZEBOSS: Yes, you are fucked! Shit out of luck! Now I'm complete, and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, And you're first in line! You brought me the pick, and now you shall both die! JACK: Waaaaaiiit! Waaaaaiiit! Waaaaaiiit, you motherfuckeeeeeer! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off! BEELZEBOSS: FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK! The demon code prevents me From declining a rock-off challenge! What are your terms? What's the caaa-aa-aaatch? JACK: If we win, You must take Your sorry ass back to Hell! And also, you will have to pay our rent! BEELZEBOSS: And what if I win?! JACK: Then you can take Kage back to Hell... KYLE: What?! JACK: Trust me, Kage, it's the only way. KYLE: What are you talking about?! JACK: To be your little bitch! BEELZEBOSS: FINE! LET THE ROCK-OFF BEGIN!"
"BEELZEBOSS: Fuck you, Kage! And fuck you, Jables! I'LL GET YOU, TENACIOUS D!"
"Since the beginning of time 'twas written in the stones that one day a band would come. Well that band has come and now they are here to cum again... in your ear pussies."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.