Stupidest Statement of the Year

"Major combat operations have ended in Iraq."

"Nick, why does this Chicken of the Sea taste like tuna?"

"YYEEEAARRGHHHHH!!"

"It was a wardrobe malfunction."

"They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country or our people, and neither do we."

"Can you handle my truth?"

"Go fuck yourself."

"Nooooooooooooo!"

"That's hot."

"My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week."

"No fruit loops!"

"They think work is a four-letter word."

"I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency."

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."

"Peter, are you going to ask that question with shades on?"

"Wow! Brazil is big."

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."

"I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to [locate the U. S. on a world map] because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our education over here in the U. S. should help the U. S., uh, or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

"Childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured."

"Le soleil tourne autour de la terre."

"In Iran, we don't have homosexuals. In Iran, we don't have this phenomenon."

"I'm not taking the chance on some motherfucker. I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore, whatever—it's not 'cause she's black. It’s because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I'm not going to take a chance ever in life for losing everything I've worked for for thirty years 'cause some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over. I'm not taking that chance at all, never in life. Never. Never."