Steely Dan

"Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man. Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand. Your black cards can make you money, So you hide them when you're able. In the land of milk and honey You must put them on the table.You go back, Jack do it again, Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round. You go back, Jack do it again."

"Times are hard, You're afraid to pay the fee. So you find yourself somebody Who can do the job for free. When you need a bit of lovin', Cause your man is out of town, That's the time you get me runnin' And you know I'll be around.I'm a fool to do your dirty work Oh yeah. I don't wanna do your dirty work No more. I'm a fool to do your dirty work Oh yeah."

"You been tellin' me you're a genius Since you were seventeen. In all the time I've known you, I still don't know what you mean. The weekend at the college Didn't turn out like you planned. The things that pass for knowledge I can't understand.Are you reelin' in the years? Stowin' away the time? Are you gatherin' up the tears? Have you had enough of mine?"

"While the poor people sleepin' With the shade on the light While the poor people sleepin' All the stars come out at night."

"Show biz kids making movies Of themselves. You know they Don't give a fuck about anybody else."

"It was still September When your daddy was quite surprised To find you with the working girls In the county jail. I was smoking with the boys upstairs When I heard about the whole affair. I said oh no, William and Mary won't do.Well I did not think the girl Could be so cruel. And I'm never going back To my old school."

"Rikki don't lose that number. You don't wanna call nobody else. Send it off in a letter to yourself. Rikki don't lose that number. It's the only one you own. You might use it if you feel better When you get home."

"You tell yourself you're not my kind, But you don't even know your mind. And you could have a change of heart."

"Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again."

"I have never met Napoleon, But I plan to find the time."

"When Black Friday comes, I'm gonna dig myself a hole. Gonna lay down in it 'til I satisfy my soul."

"And I'm going insane, And I'm laughing at the frozen rain. And I'm so alone, Honey when they gonna send me home?"

"Katy tried I was halfway crucified I was on the other side Of no tomorrow."

"Are you with me Doctor Wu? Are you really just a shadow Of the man that I once knew?"

"Could you live forever? Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?"

"This is the day Of the expanding man. That shape is my shade There where I used to stand."

"I'll learn to work the saxophone. I'll play just what I feel. Drink Scotch whiskey all night long, And die behind the wheel. They got a name for the winners in the world. I want a name when I lose. They call Alabama the Crimson Tide; Call me Deacon Blues."

"I cried when I wrote this song; Sue me if I play too long. This brother is free, I'll be what I want to be."

"Peg, It will come back to you. Then the shutter falls, You see it all in 3-D. It's your favorite foreign movie"

"When Josie comes home, So good. She's the pride of the neighborhood. She's the raw flame, The live wire. She prays like a Roman With her eyes on fire."

"Give her some funked up music, she treats you nice. Feed her some hungry reggae, she'll love you twice. The girls don't seem to care tonight As long as the mood is right.FM - no static at all."

"Hey Nineteen. That's 'Retha Franklin. She don't remember The Queen of Soul. It's hard times befallen The Soul Survivors. She thinks I'm crazy, But I'm just growing old."

"Hey Nineteen. No we got nothing in common; No we can't talk at all. Please take me along When you slide on down."

"The Cuervo Gold, The fine Colombian Make tonight a wonderful thing."

"Who makes the morning fabulous? Who says today's a fun day? Why do I feel like sailing again? Honey it's you - Janie Runaway."

"I'll teach you everything I know If you teach me how to do that dance. Life is short and quid pro quo. And what's so strange about a down-home family romance?"