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"Elaine never liked my sister Patty. Maybe it was because Patty was a free spirit. I say free spirit because I'm uncomfortable calling my own sister... sexually indescriminate trailer trash."
"Nothing could hold a candle to the fetish crime I just endured."
"We've been banging together like a pair of cymbals in an overworked marching band."
"See those dead plants? I planted those."
"I wanted to scope the place out. I was hungry so I decided to heat up a brick of cheese. I need my cheese."
"Elaine... I like her. I like her a lot, John. But she's a bitch! She's a dirty, dumb bitch."
"[After having been humped by a dog] It's a good thing your here officers, because a crime has just been committed."
"Okay, just so we're all on the same page, I'm flying right now! Angel Dust! So lets keep it real, boys, keep it real and nobodys getting hurt."
"I'm not liquid... I'm not... liquid."
"All right American beef cattle, just stay calm, and you'll all get to go home to your precious TV dinners!"
"The branch! Swing from the branch Rickey!"
"We're going skiing."
"Who do you think I am, Albert fuckin' Trump?"
"I urge you to drop it."
"Why is anybody talking?"
"This guy is a lump."
"Jason Lee as John"
"Tom Green as Duff"
"Leslie Mann as Elaine"
"Megan Mullally as Patty"
"Dennis Farina as Mr. Warner"
"Tammy Blanchard as Noreen"
"Richard Jenkins as Mr. Cook"
"Chris Penn as David Loach"
"John C. McGinley as Detective Charles"
"Seymour Cassel as Uncle Jack"
"Zeus as Rex the dog"
"Ken Magee as Butcher"
"A comedy about doing the wrong things... for the right reasons."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.