Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

"Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for 10 years, I've been the one and only... Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. [ Ben Parker: With great power, comes great responsibility.] I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again, and again and again, and again. And I did, uh– I did this. [cuts to Peter doing the infamous dance from Spider-Man 3; unlike the original, he has his Spider-Man suit on] We don't really talk about this. Look, I'm a comic book, I'm a cereal, did a Christmas album. I have an excellent theme song. [TV show song: Spider-Man, Spider-Man–] And a– a so-so popsicle. I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There's only one Spider-Man, and you're looking at him."

"[final words to Kingpin before his death] I know what you're trying to do– and it won't work. They're gone."

"I think you're gonna be a bad teacher."

"You can teach me to be Spider-Man!"

"How many more Spider-people are there? [Peter B. Parker: Save it for Comic-Con.] What's Comic-Con?"

"When will I know I'm ready?"

"I’ll always have my family."

"Officer, I love you."

"Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for like 2 days, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest. I finished my essay, saved a bunch of people, got hit by a drone (like Peter did), I did this with my dad (to remember my uncle), met my roommate finally, slapped a sticker where my dad's never gonna find it, and when I feel alone, like no one understands what I'm going through, I remember my friends who get it. I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff, but I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask. If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now. 'Cause I'm Spider-Man, and I'm not the only one, not by a long shot."

"[narrating] Alright, people, let’s do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for the last 22 years, I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. What a day. [narrating] I'm pretty sure you know the rest. You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married– saved the city some more, maybe too much. My marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices, don't invest in a spider-themed restaurant. Then like 15 years passed. Blah, blah, blah. Super boring. I broke my back, a drone flew into my face. I buried Aunt May. My wife and I... split up. But I handled it like a champion. [crying in the shower] 'Cause you know what? No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life? Could you imagine? A seahorse seeing another seahorse– and then making it work? [line ringing as he trys to call MJ] She wanted kids and– and it scared me. [Hangs up] I'm pretty sure I broke her heart. Flash-forward: I'm in my apartment doing push-ups– doing ab crunches, getting strong– when this weird thing happened. And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. But this was real weird. [Yells as he getting sucked into the wormhole] [screaming as he's heralding downtown] [Grunting as he hits everything] Ow! [narrating] You see, I was in New York, but the things were different. Also, I was dead, and blonde. I was kind of perfect. It was like looking in a mirror. (Well, in a different way.) I have a feeling that the thing that brought me here– was the thing that got him killed. You wanna know what happened next? Me too."

"Here's lesson number one, kid: Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands."

"And it's a no on the cape. [Miles Morales: I think it's cool.] Take that off. It's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape."

"Teenagers are just the worst."

"Time to swing, just like I taught you. [Miles Morales: When did you teach me that?] I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building."

"Everybody knows that the best way to learn is under intense life-threatening pressure."

"We're a little team! Me as the teacher who could still do it. You as the student who can do it, just not as good. I'm proud of us."

"Save it for Comic-Con."

"This could literally not get any weirder."

"Let me guess. You're Scorpion. Well, we're the Spider-... Gang."

"You won't. It's a leap of faith. That's all it is, Miles. A leap of faith."

"ON YOUR LEFT! I got FIVE O'CLOCK! THREE O'CLOCK! TWO O'CLOCK!! EVERY DIRECTION!!!"

"I'm Gw– anda."

"I'm from another dimension. I mean, another–another dimension."

"Alright, people. Let’s start at the beginning one last time. My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last 2 years, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman. You guys know the rest. I joined a band, saved my dad. I couldn't save my best friend, Peter Parker, so now I save everyone else. And I don't do friends anymore, just to avoid any distractions. And one day this weird thing happened. And I mean, like, really weird. I was blown into last week literally. I landed in New York, but not my New York. My Spider-Sense told me to head to Visions Academy. [to Miles] Wasn't sure why until I met you. [Miles: [nervously] I like your haircut.] [deadpan] You don't get to like my haircut."

"He figured it out."

"Wherever I go, the wind follows, and the wind– smells like rain."

"My name is (also) Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. In my universe, it's 1933, and I’m a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis a lot. Sometimes, I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything."

"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?"

"It can't be that easy. [cut to them with bowties walking around the party as "staff"] It's that easy."

"[after Aunt May tells them to take the impending fight outside] We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance."

"[while fighting Tombstone] You gonna fight or are you just flappin' gums? Ya hard-boiled turtle slapper!"

"[last words before returning to his universe] I love you all. I'm taking this cube thing with me. I don't understand it. But I will."

"Hi, guys! Konichiwa! Hajimemashite yoroshiku!"

"My name is Peni Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot, and we're best friends forever."

"Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at?"

"Kingpin has a private elevator entrance from his penthouse to the collider below."

"[last words before returning to her universe] Thank you, Miles, from both of us."

"[Peter B. Parker: This could literally not get any weirder.] It can get weirder. I just washed my hands, that’s why they’re wet. No other reason."

"My name is Peter Porker. I was bitten by a radioactive pig. I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic, and I dance, and I do this with my pants–"

"Can you float in the air at the smell of a delicious pie?"

"Miles, the hardest thing about this job is– you can't always save everybody."

"Do animals talk in this dimension? 'Cause I don't wanna freak him out."

"[against Scorpion] You got a problem with cartoons?"

"[last words to Miles before returning to his universe] I want you to have this. It'll fit in your pocket. That's all folks."

"Miles, it's your dad. Please open the door. Miles, I can see your shadow movin' around. Yeah, okay, I get it. I get it. You're still ignoring me. Look, can we talk for a minute? Something... Something happened to... Look, sometimes people drift apart, Miles. And I don't want that to happen to us, okay? I know I don't always do what you need me to do or say what you need me to say. I see this spark in you. It's amazing. It's why I push you. But it's yours. Whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great. Look, call me when you can. Okay? I love you. You don't have to say it back, though."

"Peter knew how dangerous the job was. But he figured the only one who could stop this guy was Spider-Man."

"My husband, Peter Parker, was an ordinary person. He always said it could've been anyone behind the mask. He was just the kid who happened to get bit. He didn't ask for his powers, but he chose to be Spider-Man. My favorite thing about Peter is that he made us each feel powerful. We all have powers of one kind or another. But in our own way. We are all Spider-Man. And we're all counting on you."

"My friends actually call me Liv. My enemies call me Doc Ock."

"[to the tune of the Spider-Man theme] Doo-be do. Doo-be do. Yub-yub, doo-bee do, doo-bee-do. Watch out! Here comes the Spider-Man! You like my new toy? Cost me a fortune, but hey, can't take it with you, right? You came all this way. Watch the test. It's a hell of a freaking light show, you're gonna love this."

"This was never your city. It's mine."