Scary Movie 4

"All I've got is my kids, and my car. They mean the world to me. [slams Rachel's head in car door.]"

"Gee, I wonder why I spend every waking moment of my life operating a crane... God, I hate my job. [starts playing with a crane machine]"

"[After finding Michael Jackson with a group of children] Run away, kids! Run TOWARDS the Tri-pods if you have to!"

"Well, they don't call it churnin' where I come from!"

"What?! We at peace now, I was just sealin' the deal!"

"This is some shit, up with which we will not put."

"(holding up Shaquille O'Neal's femur) I don't believe it! The aliens killed a dinosaur!"

"(having a nightmare) Lil' Kim- Lil' Kim got my sandwich. Look out- Russell Crowe's got a phone! R. Kelly, don't pee on me! MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS! Where are we?!"

"(Cindy is going to cut her own eye) Zoltar, get in here! This one's gonna do it!"

"I'm sorry for killing millions of people. Whatever!"

"We are so fucked."

"Gentlemen, you don't know me, but I know you. You both play games with people for a living, but now you are going to be playing for your lives."

"I don't know! I was doing a show on teens with abandonment issues and then suddenly, I blacked out and woke up here! Man, those kids are gonna be pissed!"

"Hit the metal arm with something. There!"

"Shaquille. I'm not angry at you, 'cause we ARE one minute away from Death. Just shut the "No" voice. Own your success."

"Just make the damn basket!"

"What the hell was that for?!"

"Your FEELINGS?! To hell with your feelings! Everybody with their feelings! "I'm obese, my kid's a brat, help me, help me! JUST SHUT UP!!! (cries) Why can't I fix anyone of them?! I'm so dumb and worthless! Mama was right, Mama was right! (sobs)"

"Not exactly."

"I just tell people to "get real." I'm not even a doctor... I'm an electrician. I failed you, Shaq. I failed you."

"30 seconds left!"

"Of course. He wants us to cut through our feet!"

"NEVER! Who's the coward NOW, Mama?"

"I did it! We're saved! What's wrong?!"

"What's the difference between a Belgian and a lump of dog shit? The Belgian drinks wine, but the dog shit smells good!"

"They're coming. We need your support."

"What Is With The Scary Movies?"

"Based on True Events"

"Longer... Raunchier... Funnier!"

"Enter at your own risk!"

"The funniest thing you ever sawed."

"The fourth and final chapter of the trilogy"

"Bury the grudge. Burn the village. See the saw."

"Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell"

"Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks"

"Craig Bierko as Tom Ryan / Horrace P. McTitties"

"Leslie Nielsen as President Harris"

"Bill Pullman as Henry Hale"

"Carmen Electra as Holly"

"Chris Elliott as Ezekiel"

"Vanessa Minnillo as Ashley"

"Michael Madsen as Oliver"

"Molly Shannon as Marilyn"

"Beau Mirchoff as Robbie Ryan"