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"I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car."
"Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole!"
"Hell with you."
"[After accidentally killing Tom's wife with his truck] Tom, I'll need a ride home."
"(telling future to a pregnant woman) It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole."
"My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I."
"I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda."
"She scared the horses, killed the puppies, hid the remote. Really sick shit. My wife killed her by drowning her in a nearby well. I thought a time-out would have been fine."
"[after watching a rap battle] I thought you were both absolutely dreadful. Ghastly. I don't know what I'm doing here. This club is totally pathetic. [both rappers pull out their guns and shoot him]."
"Right. Let's see if we can steer that course keeping everybody deeply disturbed. We don't want a panic. Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this. [goes over to a portrait of President Ford] I wonder what President Ford would've done. Well, if the buck stops here... The buck stops here."
"[after the rappers kill each other in a shoot-out] These men died for their country; send flowers to their bitches and hos."
"[Holding Michael Jackson outside of a window] How do you like it?"
"Great Trilogies Come In Threes."
"Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell"
"Simon Rex - George Logan"
"Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks"
"Leslie Nielsen - President Harris"
"Charlie Sheen - Tom Logan"
"Anthony Anderson - Mahalik"
"Kevin Hart - CJ"
"Camryn Manheim - Trooper Champlin"
"George Carlin - The Architect"
"Pamela Anderson - Becca"
"Jenny McCarthy - Kate"
"Drew Mikuska - Cody"
"Jianna Ballard - Sue"
"Denise Richards - Annie Logan"
"D. L. Hughley - John Wilson"
"Ja Rule - Agent Thompson"
"Queen Latifah - Aunt Shaneequa/The Oracle"
"Eddie Griffin - Orpheus"
"Darrell Hammond - Father Muldoon"
"Jeremy Piven - Ross Giggins"
"Simon Cowell - Himself"
"Marny Eng - Tabitha"
"Fat Joe - Himself"
"Edward Moss - MJ (Michael Jackson)"
"Tom Kenny - Aliens (voice, uncredited)"
"Klimaszewski Twins - Coors Light Twins"
"Ajay Naidu - M. Night Shyamalan (uncredited)"
"Method Man"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.