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"And a beer bong for the lady?"
"Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho."
"I brought you some more videos. You got your choice: porn or monster trucks. And I got one that's both."
"[arm wrestling with Wayne] You've got quite a grip. You must be a heavy masturbator. My guess is three times a day? I bet you're a premature ejaculator. You start off with a big bang. Before you know it, you're limp. [wins the match] I win, you lose. Now get out."
"Tonight Mr. Chang gets lucky. Young lady, so horny, so impatient...Oh, scrotum!"
"There's no fight left in you boys. You're nutless. You been pussified."
"They swore nothing could come between them. Then she came along."
"From the director of "Big Daddy"."
"2 Best Friends + 1 Girlfriend = WAR"
"They swore nothing would come between them. Then evil walked in the door"
"They've sworn to save Silverman."
"Jason Biggs — Darren Silverman"
"Steve Zahn — Wayne Lefessier"
"Jack Black — J.D. McNugent"
"Amanda Peet — Judith Fessbeggler-Lefessier, Wayne’s wife"
"R. Lee Ermey — Coach Norton, J.D.’s husband"
"Amanda Detmer — Sandy Perkus-Silverman, Darren’s wife"
"Neil Diamond — Himself"
"Kyle Gass — Bar Guy"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.