Santa's Slay

"I'm just here to spread a little Yuletide fear!"

"Move, move out the way bitch!"

"Ho ho ho - hoes!"

"I see you've met my Hell-deer."

"Christmas sometimes scares the Dickens out of people!"

"Christmas is only over - when I say it's over!"

"Oh, Grandpa got run over by a reindeer!"

"Who's next?"

"I don't mean to be disrespectful, but what the Hell is that?"

"What's that, The Necronomicon?"

"All I wanted was an Optimus Prime set."

"I shall never take the name of the Lord in vain again!"

"Fear not, Nicolas, you are forgiven."

"(in Enochian) Still spinning your wheels, spawn of Satan?"

"I'm roasting down here!"

"It looks like I can't go further."

"Nicolas: But my grandfather thinks that..."

"He's making a list... pray you're not on it."

"Spreading holiday fear this Christmas."

"Bill Goldberg - Santa"

"Douglas Smith - Nicolas Yuleson"

"Emilie de Ravin - Mary 'Mac' Mackenzie"

"Robert Culp - Grandpa"

"Dave Thomas - Pastor Timmons"

"Saul Rubinek - Mr. Green"

"Rebecca Gayheart - Gwen Mason"

"Chris Kattan - Jason Mason"

"Fran Drescher - Virginia Mason"

"Alicia Lorén - Beth Mason"

"Annie Sorell - Taylor Mason (as Annie M. Sorell)"