Reno Omokri

"Don’t just look for a good wife. Also, look for a good life!"

"It shows a very deep-seated poverty mentality when your specs for a wife are things that can be done by modern electrical appliances. Gone are the days when women were expected to be naked, barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen. Do catch up with the 21st Century! Leave BC (Before Christ) and join the rest of us in AD (After Death)."

"Never attack your wife for saying your mouth stinks. Others may say it smells nice, but she's the one who visits it regularly. — On President Buhari's comment on his wife "belonging to the kitchen"."