Radio Yerevan jokes

":— Is it possible to drive a Moskvitch on a curve at 100 km/h?"

":— (East Germany) Is it true that a Trabant can be faster than 130 km/h?"

":— Is it true that in America everyone has a car?"

":— Which best traits has the Soviet society taken from the history of humankind?"

":— (East Germany) Somebody sent me the pill from the West. Is it possible to use it without breaking our socialist principles?"

":— What did Germany inherit from Marx?"

":— Is it true that socialism is the shining example of the golden age?"

":— Is it true that in the Moscow state lottery someone won a new car?"

":— Why didn't we get onto the train leading us to a bright future?"

":— Can bedbugs and lice start a revolution?"

":— Can communism be built in Armenia?"

":— Can communism be built in Switzerland?"

":— Can communism be built in Monaco?"

":— Can communism be built in the Sahara?"

":— Can communism be built?"

":— (Poland) Why is it the case that we call the Soviet Union "our brothers" and not "our friends"?"

":— Is it true that communism proved the Bible is lying?"

":— What is the definition of chaos?"

":— Is it true that there will be a war?"

":— What is a string quartet?"

":— Why is there no flour in the shops?"

":— Why is there nothing to eat while we are going to communism?"

":— Why is there no meat in the shops?"

":— Is it true that there was meat in Moscow?"

":— Dear comrades, I heard that during this five-year plan, every household will have a fridge, the next five-year plan sees every household with a cupboard, and when we arrive to communism, the party promises a helicopter to each family. Why would we need a chopper?"

":— Is it true that USSR has the same freedom of speech as USA?"

":— Is there press censorship in the Soviet Union?"

":— Is there secrecy of correspondence in the Soviet Union?"

":— Is it true that stereo sound systems are not needed in the Soviet Union?"

":— What are the types of unnatural love?"

":— Can you explain in simple terms the difference between a democracy and a people's democracy?"

":— Well, it's about the same difference as in between a jacket and a straitjacket."

":— Is it true that the United States is on the edge of a precipice?"

":— Can demographic policy be planned by the government?"

":— Who was building the White Sea Canal?"

":— Is it true that labour camps have excellent conditions?"

":— Why have you stopped telling political jokes?"

":— Why has your signal quality become worse?"

":— Why have you stopped broadcasting?"

":— Will the pill work on the Moon?"

":— My husband's performance is 150% at the kolkhoz he's in, but he fails in bed. What to do?"

":— Is it possible to fuck a woman on a square full of people?"

":— Is it possible to fuck a hundred women in one night?"

":— What to do if my dick will only point to my shoes?"

":— What's the difference between men's and women's legs?"

":— Can a woman make a man a millionaire?"

":— Who is a husband?"

":— Where are all illnesses coming from?"

":— Which disease is better to die from: dysentery or syphilis?"

":— Is it true that Tchaikovsky was a homosexual?"