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"Kestrel: Nothing says love like a monkey. It's a fuzzy screeching bundle of tenderness."
"Kestrel: I need you to remove my uterus, and thus guarantee that I do not produce any hellspawn."
"Felix: Honey! Honey! We've got cable in the bathroom now!"
"Seamus: Do you go out of your way to make people feel inadequate, or am I just special that way?"
"Kestrel: Hang on a second, I need to make my eyes revert to normal. Also to do the happy squirmy puppy dance."
"Shannon: It's like I'm in a Greenpeace sponsored bukkake tree porn flick, and I'm the chick tied helplessly to the chair in the center of the room being hosed down with tree semen."
"Kestrel: I firmly believe all animals should be named after sound effects."
"Davan: I'm just wondering how I got pegged as the insane one."
"Davan: ...do you have any moods other than 'whiny' or 'bitch'?"
"Shannon: Near-death experiences leave one with little patience for the petty day-to-day bullshit that people feed each other."
"Kestrel: ...soooo the contents of my uterus are inversely proportional to my sanity. Good to know."
"Kestrel: I'm glad the lessons at Lady Weatherby's Charm School of Shut the Fuck Up are paying off."
"Apple Store Employee: Everyone comes to the Apple side eventually."
"Kestrel: Try not to take the world too seriously, because sooner or later you're going to end up its punchline."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.