Piranha 3D

"Get the fuck out of the water!"

"[brings out a taser gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week."

"There are thousands of them and they are pissed!"

"[to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?"

"Andrew Cunningham: Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick."

"Mr. Goodman: Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack."

"Deputy Fallon: Chew on this, motherfuckers! [kills piranhas with a motorboat propeller]"

"Derrick Jones: Jake, they took my penis! They took my penis!"

"Don't Scream...Just Swim!"

"There's Something in the Water"

"This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth"

"Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer."

"This summer, how fast can you swim?"

"Elisabeth Shue - Sheriff Julie Forester"

"Steven R. McQueen - Jake Forester"

"Adam Scott - Novak"

"Jerry O'Connell - Derrick Jones"

"Jessica Szohr - Kelly"

"Kelly Brook - Danni"

"Riley Steele - Crystal"

"Ving Rhames - Deputy Fallon"

"Dina Meyer - Paula"

"Christopher Lloyd - Carl Goodman"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Matt Boyd"

"Ricardo Chavira - Sam"

"Paul Scheer - Andrew Cunningham"

"Cody Longo - Todd Dupree"

"Sage Ryan - Zane Forester"

"Brooklynn Proulx - Laura Forester"

"Devra Korwin - Mrs. Goodman"