Osbert Sitwell

"The British bourgeoisie Is not born And does not die, But, if it is ill, It has a frightened look in its eyes."

"The Daily Herald is unkind. It has been horrid About my nice new war. I shall burn the Daily Herald."

"Our General Had to restore "Law-and-Order" At Amritsar; For he knew That if he failed To shoot Two thousand natives They would have laughed at him. To laugh at a General, Is, of course, very rude."

"Heroic figures are now obsolete, So Demigod and Devil find retreat In minds of children — as rare beasts and men, Elsewhere extinct, persist in hill or fen From man protected — where each form assumes Gigantic stature and intention, looms From wind-moved, twilight-woven histories: For them each flower teems with mysteries."

"For Poetry is the wisdom of the blood, That scarlet tree within, which has the power To make dull words bud forth and burst in flower."

"Educ[ated]: during the holidays from Eton."

"How simple-minded of the Germans to imagine that we British could be cowed by the destruction of our ancient monuments! As though any havoc of the German bombs could possibly equal the things we have done ourselves!"

"Everywhere men have unlocked the prisoners within, and from under the disguising skins the apes have leapt joyfully out."

"They loved him, I think, because, with all his merits, he showed them to be rich: looking at his portraits, they understood at last how rich they really were."

"The Rich Man's Banquet, which was to last for a decade, had now begun: the feast, it was recognised, went to the greediest."

"Hell has a climate, but no situation. It lies in the spirit, and not in space."

"The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it."

"The only difference between an artist and a lunatic is, perhaps, that the artist has the restraint or courtesy…to conceal the intensity of his obsession from all except those similarly afflicted."