My Girl 2

"Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen?"

"Dad, when a boy likes you, does he pretend that he doesn't like you? And if he pretends that he doesn't like you how can you tell that he likes you?"

"Why do they call them training bra's? It's not like learning to ride a bike."

"When sex is involved, it's always special circumstances."

"Life is full of barbaric customs, I just hope they all end with a kiss like that."

"UCLA. My Cardigan-Sweater period."

"Look, we react to every kick this baby gives, maybe Vada's trying to tell us something too."