Much Ado About Nothing

"A victory is twice itself when the achiever brings home full numbers."

"He hath borne himself beyond the promise of his age; doing, in the figure of a lamb, the feats of a lion: he hath indeed better bettered expectation, than you must expect of me to tell you how."

"How much better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping!"

"He is a very valiant trencher-man."

"Beatrice: What is he to a lord? Messenger: A lord to a lord, a man to a man; stuffed with all honourable virtues. Beatrice: It is so indeed, he is no less than a stuffed man: but for the stuffing, — Well, we are all mortal."

"They never meet but there’s a skirmish of wit between them."

"In our last conflict four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one: so that if he have wit enough to keep himself warm, let him bear it for a difference between himself and his horse; for it is all the wealth that he hath left, to be known a reasonable creature."

"He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat; it ever changes with the next block."

"Messenger: I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your books. Beatrice: No; an he were, I would burn my study."

"He is sooner caught than the pestilence, and the taker runs presently mad. God help the noble Claudio! if he have caught the Benedick, it will cost him a thousand pound ere a’ be cured."

"Don Pedro: The fashion of the world is to avoid cost, and you encounter it. Leonato: Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of your Grace: for trouble being gone, comfort should remain; but when you depart from me, sorrow abides, and happiness takes his leave."

"Benedick: What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living? Beatrice: Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it, as Signior Benedick? Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come in her presence."

"Benedick: I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart; for, truly, I love none. Beatrice: A dear happiness to women: they would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor."

"I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me."

"I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and so good a continuer."

"I dare swear he is no hypocrite, but prays from his heart."

"Do you question me, as an honest man should do, for my simple true judgment; or would you have me speak after my custom, as being a professed tyrant to their sex?"

"Benedick: Would you buy her, that you enquire after her? Claudio: Can the world buy such a jewel?"

"Shall I never see a bachelor of threescore again?"

"Like the old tale, my lord: ‘it is not so, nor ’twas not so, but, indeed, God forbid it should be so.’"

"Don Pedro: By my troth, I speak my thought. Claudio: And, in faith, my lord, I spoke mine. Benedick: And, by my two faiths and troths, my lord, I spoke mine. Claudio: That I love her, I feel. Don Pedro: That she is worthy, I know. Benedick: That I neither feel how she should be loved, nor know how she should be worthy, is the opinion that fire cannot melt out of me: I will die in it at the stake."

"That a woman conceived me, I thank her; that she brought me up, I likewise give her most humble thanks: but that I will have a recheat winded in my forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick, all women shall pardon me. Because I will not do them the wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the right to trust none; and the fine is, for the which I may go the finer, I will live a bachelor."

"Don Pedro: ‘In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke.’ Benedick: The savage bull may; but if ever the sensible Benedick bear it, pluck off the bull’s horns, and set them in my forehead: and let me be vilely painted; and in such great letters as they write ‘Here is good horse to hire,’ let them signify under my sign ‘Here you may see Benedick the married man.’"

"Nay, mock not, mock not. The body of your discourse is sometime guarded with fragments, and the guards are but slightly basted on neither: ere you flout old ends any further, examine your conscience: and so I leave you."

"He is of a very melancholy disposition."

"I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woollen."

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth; and he that hath no beard is less than a man."

"As merry as the day is long."

"I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by daylight."

"Speak low, if you speak love."

"Friendship is constant in all other things, Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself, And trust no agent; for beauty is a witch, Against whose charms faith melteth into blood."

"It keeps on the windy side of care."

"I was born to speak all mirth and no matter."

"Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much."

"Don Pedro: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. Beatrice: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born."

"If we can do this, Cupid is no longer an archer: his glory shall be ours, for we are the only love-gods."

"I will tell you my drift."

"He was wont to speak plain, and to the purpose."

"It is the witness still of excellency To put a strange face on his own perfection."

"Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever, One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never: Then sigh not so, but let them go, And be you blithe and bonny, Converting all your sounds of woe Into Hey nonny, nonny. Sing no more ditties, sing no moe, Of dumps so dull and heavy; The fraud of men was ever so, Since summer first was leavy: Then sigh not so, &c."

"Sits the wind in that corner?"

"Bait the hook well; this fish will bite."

"Happy are they that hear their detractions, and can put them to mending."

"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age."

"Shall quips, and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour? No, the world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married."

"The pleasant’st angling is to see the fish Cut with her golden oars the silver stream, And greedily devour the treacherous bait."

"Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps."

"From the crown of his head to the sole of his foot, he is all mirth."

"Every one can master a grief but he that has it."

"Are you good men and true?"