Minions (film)

"It’s red hot."

"Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?"

"[after seeing Herb's card, reading "I missed you! H."] Herb, seriously, I want to dig up that William Shakespeare so he can see what true writing is. I love it!"

"Who is that organist? She is good! Right? Is that Edna over there? Edna!"

"Kevin, Kevin, I know you're out there. You think you've gotten away? Well, what do we have here? [holds up Bob and Stuart, with their mouths taped up and hands tied behind their backs] [Kevin: Bob? Stuart?!] Oh, my goodness! Which one shall I kill first? Little Bob? Stuart? Bob?! Stuart?! Hmm?! I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn! [angrily kicks the camera] [The Queen: Oh my.]"

"Bye-bye, Say bye-bye, Bob, Bye-bye!"

"And so help me. I never want to see another one of your goofy buttered faces ever again!"

"ENOUGH! This…ends…NOW!"

"Ha-ha-ha, your imbecile. Have fun exploding."

"Got to get out of here! Let… us… go!"

"No, no no no…"

"Hypno-Hat! [gives Stuart the hat]"

"This is gonna be so FUN!"

"Prepare for torture which I do!"

"This is torture! [the Minions play with a hangman's noose] Guys, cut it out! This is really unprofessional!"

"Come on, come on. Life on two! One, two! One, two-"

"Minion: [as a primitive caveman is about to hit a bear with a club] No, no, no! Piñata! [the Minions cheers as the primitive hits the bear with a fly swatter, then the bear eats him alive as the Minions screamed in terror]"

"Tina: Can you breathe underwater?"

"Frankie Fishlips: [as Scarlet declares that all the villains have one thing in common] WE WERE BORN WITH FLIPPERS! … No? Just me? Okay."

"A man: So cool! [pushes the minions back onto the stage]"

"Keeper of the Crown: So, you came for the queen’s crown, did you?"

"Edna: Who was that? [Scarlet: You are very good!]"

"One of the villains: [while he’s right behind them minions] Come back here, you!"

"Someone from the Crowd: She lost the crown!"

"Meet Stuart, Kevin & Bob"

"Go back to where it all began."

"Before Gru, they had a history of bad bosses"

"It's going to be a blast."

"Pierre Coffin — The Minions"

"Narrated by Geoffrey Rush"

"Sandra Bullock — Scarlet Overkill"

"Jon Hamm — Herb Overkill"

"Michael Keaton — Walter Nelson"

"Allison Janney — Madge Nelson"

"Steve Coogan — Professor Flux, Tower Guard"

"Jennifer Saunders — The Queen"

"Steve Carell — Felonious Gru"