Madea's Family Reunion

"It ain't what people call you, it's what you answer to."

"All my life I had to fight... I luz hahpo, But I kill him dead fo' I let him beat me!"

"You don't know me, I'm from the old school honey. I will beat the hell outta' you first and ask questions later!"

"Lil' girl, if you don't stop POPPIN' THAT GUM-!"

"You don't know me! I'm a thug! I'm a real thug! I shot Tupac! That's right, we was arguin' over a parking space. I didn't kill him though, that wasn't me!"

"I'll take the prison for 200 Alex"

"[after being told by the girl i don't like you ether old lady] she trying to get me the electric chair all ready."

"I only go to church for weddings and funerals. I wonder what i'm going for today?"

"Love is stronger than any other addiction, baby. Hell, it is one."

"STOP THAT FIGHTING I SAY!!!!!"

"Well this is hot GEORGIAA..Not PARIS.. so we don't wear Dressin.."

"I just said I was sorry."

"Do you wanna leave me? DO YOU WANNA LEAVE ME!?"

"You love making me angry don't you?"

"Learn dignity. Demand respect."

"There's nothing broken that can't be fixed with love."

"This February, you're invited."

"Come as you are. Leave different."

"Tyler Perry - Brian, Joe, and Mabel Simmons (Madea)"

"Keke Palmer - Nikki Grady"

"Blair Underwood - Carlos"

"Lynn Whitfield - Victoria Breaux"

"Lisa Arrindell Anderson - Vanessa Breaux"

"Rochelle Aytes - Lisa Breaux"

"Boris Kodjoe - Frankie Henderson"

"China Anne McClain - Tamara"

"Henry Simmons - Isaac"

"Maya Angelou - Aunt May"

"Jenifer Lewis - Milay Jenay Lori"

"Tangi Miller - Donna"

"Cicely Tyson - Myrtle"

"Johnny Gill - Wedding singer"

"Cassi Davis - Aunt Sarah"

"Georgia Allen - Aunt Ruby"

"Nicholas Ortiz - Himself"

"Judge Mablean Ephriam (cameo) - Herself"

"David Wiebers - Wedding Musician (trumpet)"