Machete (film)

"given an offer he couldn't refuse..."

"They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!"

"If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!"

"He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys!"

"Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive."

"A Pissed Off Mexican Out to Settle a Score"

"Lindsay Lohan as The Sister"

"Robert De Niro as The Senator"

"Danny Trejo as Machete"

"Michelle Rodriguez as She"

"Jessica Alba as Sartana"

"Steven Seagal as Torrez"

"Danny Trejo - Machete Cortez"

"Robert De Niro - Senator John McLaughlin"

"Jessica Alba - Sartana Rivera"

"Steven Seagal - Rogelio Torrez"

"Michelle Rodriguez - Luz/Shé"

"Jeff Fahey - Michael Booth"

"Cheech Marin - Padre Benicio Del Toro"

"Don Johnson - Von Jackson"

"Lindsay Lohan - April Booth"

"Shea Whigham - Sniper"

"Daryl Sabara - Julio"

"Gilbert Trejo - Jorge"

"Ara Celi - Reporter"

"Tom Savini - Osiris Amanpour"

"Billy Blair - Billy, Von Jackson's henchman."

"Felix Sabates - Doctor Felix"

"Electra and Elise Avellan - Nurses Mona and Lisa"

"Mayra J. Leal - Naked Girl"

"Juan Gabriel Pareja - Rico"

"Alicia Marek - June Booth"

"Tito Larriva - Culebra Cruzado"

"Cheryl "Chin" Cunningham - Torrez' henchwoman"

"Nimród Antal - Booth's bodyguard #1"