Lil Wayne

"It ain't my birthday, but I've got my name on the cake."

"My money 360, you only 180. Line complete."

"Bitch, I'm the bomb. Like, tick-tick."

"I could get your brains for a bargain, like I bought it from Target. Hip hop is my supermarket; shopping cart full of fake hip hop artists."

"When I'm at the bottom, she's Hillary Rodham!"

"I pay these niggas with a reality check"

"And the weed loud, like a lion's roar."

"Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus."

"Real nigga, nigga proud of what I am"

"Knock me I'll knock your face of, life’s a crazy bitch, Grace Jones."

"Imma, blunt blowin, polo draws showin, I don't give a lovely mothafuck ass nigga."

"If time is money, I'm an hour past paid."

"All hail Weezy, call it bad weather"

"Stunta I got em' I’m back on them bitches!"

"They say we learn from mistakes, that’s why they mistake me."

"Tranquilizer in tha trunk put yo ass to sleep man, Birdman Junior got the world in my wingspan."

"How you niggas want it? have it yo way burger king."

"Young Money militia and I am the commissioner. You ain't gotta say Weezy cause the "F" is for finisha."

"You talking baby money, I got yo baby money, kidnap yo bitch, get that how much you love yo lady money."

"Fuck ya'll with a sick dick semiautomatic no click click."

"Wayne's getting money like Damon & Keenan. Try and take it from me and I'm aiming and beaming. Banging and leaving. Stains on the cement."

"Money on my mind, Money money on my mental."

"Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike."

"Big money for the grill, so I'm never cheap talking."

"I don't even write. Pause, un-pause this. So keep your bitch ass lines, inside the margin."

"They cannot see me, they are like Stevie."

"Big stacks, my pockets on creatine."

"I'm so motherfucking high I could eat a star."

"Top peeled back like the skin of a potato."

"Seat way back listening to Anita Baker, Riding by myself smoking weed by the acre."

"Leave it to the flow we gettin' dough like a bakery, I don't really want to but these niggas makin' me, Put a motherfucker on ice like the Maple Leafs, That’s a hockey team and I ain’t on no hockey team"

"Ridin drop top in the winter with the heat on"

"Money gives me life like a man with a gavel."

"I’m strapped at home, strapped when I travel I pop my trunk and make these bitches spread like cattle."

"The judge is a bitch,the jury suck dick,I'm a east side Blood and I don't smoke that Crip."

"Carter in the office,Take notes when I'm talkin',Smooth as a cruise boat floats when I'm walkin'."

"I know the game is crazy. It's more crazy then it’s ever been. I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline."

"The only time I'll wear Depends is when I'm 70 years old. That's when I can't hold my shit within so I shit on myself, 'cuz I'm so sick and tired of shittin' on everybody else."

"Un-fuckin-believable. Lil' Wayne's the president. Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, even if they celibate!"

"Yo, money over bitches, my niggas trust my senses, and I will take on that shit as the Lord is my witness! And you all have witnessed, but I have not finished. So keep your mouth closed and let your eyes listen."

"Mel Gibson flow, Lethal Weapon, 'book 'em Danny!'"

"I'm running this, and I can jump the hurdles. I feel like I'm racing a bunch of little turtles. I keep a bandanna like the Ninja Turtles. I'm like a turtle when I sip the purple."

"Buck 60 on the dash, Imma to do two. Captain Crunch these niggas is Froot Loop. That's why your girl wanna fuck me and my group too. And Imma make her back it up like shoop shoop. I'm the Birdman Junior I gotta do Coups. I hop out that mother fucker hollering 'Soo Woo!'"

"All this ice got me feelin like a polar bear."

"Misunderstood ain’t got to be explained but you don’t understand me so let me explain, stood in the heat the flame the snow, please slow down hurricane, the wind blows my dreads swang, he had hair like wool like Wayne uhh, droppin ashes in da bible I shake them out and they fall on da rifle, scary hale Mary no tale fairy all really very extraordinary."

"Weezy F. Baby, the F is for forensics."

"From start to finish, the same Wayne, okay you doin yo thang, but thangs change."

"It's Young Money baby, we the fucking greatest, we done put them other niggas on a hiatus."

"Hollygrove shit I'm on my Hollygrove shit, lookin for a bad bitch I give her dinosaur dick."

"Back in this bitch but a lot more rich, on my poppa bear shit, need hot porridge."