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"Grab some Peanut Butter and some snow shoes and meet me down at the bus stop."
"Get me some bread, some sticks, and some bread sticks."
"A waffle iron, and an octopus, and meet me at the library."
"A jump rope, a walrus and one of those round sticky things and meet me where I'm going. Come on, Stuffy!"
"A spicerack, a spice girl and a spicy burrit-tut-o and meet me at the ice rink. Come on, Froggy!"
"A pony, a petunia and a big ball of twine and meet me at the dairy farm."
"I'm gonna need you to grab 900 hard boiled eggs, a slingshot, and a chainsaw, and meet me on the roof. Come on, Tiddilywink....child!"
"Something, something else, and a third thing, and meet me there. Come on, Nickname!"
"Cheddar cheese, swiss cheese and macaroni and cheese and meet me in the audience."
"A tarantula, a drum set and a mannequin and meet me at Bill's house."
"A seal, some Aveel, and Shaquille O'Neal, and meet me down at the Ferris Wheel. To be real!"
"A handkerchief, 12 lbs. of ice and a knockwurst and meet me at the blood bank."
"A pound of butter and meet me in Mt. Fuji. Now come on, Hiroshima!"
"Some cheerleaders, some cheerleaders, and some cheerleaders, and me at the pool. Come on, Shifty! Cheerleaders and the poo-- never mind."
"Kenan! I don't wanna go swimming with any cheerleaders! Wait wait wait wait wait a minute. [thinks, smiles] Yes, I do. I wanna go swimming with some cheerleaders. Hey, man, don't leave without me! Here I come! AWW! HERE IT GOES!"
"Some porridge, a surfboard, and some box springs, and meet me at the secret hideaway. Now come on, Punchy!"
"A tortilla, some beans and a pound full of Guacamole, and meet me at Dr. Frank's House of Waffles. That's Dr. Frank's House of Waffles... when you're in the mood for some delicious waffles, just open your mouth and say 'ah'. (takes off jacket revealing a Dr. Frank's House of Waffles logo on his undershirt)"
"Dennis Rodman, some gravy, and a dinosaur egg, and meet me at the courthouse."
"A door, a talkin cow, and a throat lozenge and meet me at the frozen yogurt shop. Come on, Fishy!"
"Some cottage cheese, an armadillo and a whole mess of sandpaper and meet me at the school library. Come on, plucky!"
"A flotation device, a bottle of hot sauce, and a guy named "Mad Dog" and meet me at the volcano. Now come on, Scrubby!"
"Grab a cup full of beans, a handful of dirt and and a dog named Blue and meet me down by the old oak tree. Now come on, Sneezy!"
"A handful of dirt, two dozen assorted donuts, and a aardvark, and meet me at the gymnasium. Now come on, Twisty!"
"A textbook, a campus map and a beekeeper suit and meet me in college. Come on, Billy!"
"Something good, something bad and something ugly and meet me at the carrel. Come on, Partner!"
"A clown, a flagpole and a submarine and meet me in my room. Come on, Buffalo Bottom!"
"Grab some Nail polish, some nail polish remover and uh any third item, and meet me over there. Come on, Velvet."
"A cow... a bone doctor... and an eyebrow trimmer, and meet me on the roof, come on, sailor!"
"A bunch of weird stuff and meet me later so we can get into... some kind of trouble?"
"A oyster, a bicycle pump, a white picket fence, a magic flute, one of them little bitty blue things, a pound of butter, a pattymelt, a lawnmower, Bryant Gumbel, and a bunch of assorted cookies and other things we can snack on and meet me at the circus. Come on, Spicy! I'm the man!"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.