"[Witnessing Jackie Legs' "death" of being hit by Charlie and Louis' jeep] Oh god. I killed a kangaroo. I never saw it. It's such a beautiful animal. It's the state symbol of Australia, and I've killed it."

"Getting closer! GETTING CLOSER!"

"[Louis keeps smashing the jeep into termite mounds] Be careful, Louis! You almost missed one!"

"Closer, Louis!"

"My brain is frying and I'm losing contact with reality. You don't understand this because this is how you normally function."

"[to Frankie] [[The Lego Movie|Hey, Frankie! [Pauses; looks at the Charlie's face] Go long!]]"

"I'm gonna name my first son after you. "Crazy-Ass White Boy"."

"Look, there it is, there! RIGHT THERE!"

"Can you hold on a second? We're having a very intimate non-gay moment."

"This mysterious 'Mr. Smith' we're gonna meet? I don't think that's his real name."

"Hurricanes leave smaller trails than you two morons."

"Sal is very disappointed to hear you lost that money. It's too late for that, Charlie. This time you screwed up big, final straw big. This from Sal Maggio. You don't get it, do you, Charlie? Sal's not disappointed 'cause he cares about the money. He's disappointed 'cause you two aren't dead! What do you think he was paying Smith fifty grand for?"

"Adam Garcia (uncredited) — Voice of Kangaroo Jack"

"Jerry O'Connell — Charlie"

"Anthony Anderson — Louis"

"Estella Warren — Jessie"

"Michael Shannon — Frankie"

"Christopher Walken — Sal"

"Dyan Cannon — Anna"

"Marton Csokas — Mr. Smith"

"Bill Hunter — Blue"

"Denise Roberts — Tansy"

"David Ngoombujarra — Senator Jimmy Inkamala"