Ice Age: The Meltdown

"[to Sid] I told you, Sid, you're not qualified to run a camp."

"[when a male anteater asked him when it was the last time, he saw another mammoth] Mammoths cannot go extinct! They're the biggest things on Earth!"

"Fast Tony was right. Everything is melting."

"Shut up, Sid."

"Stop singing, Sid!"

"Sid, I am going to fall on you again, and this time, I will kill you."

"[to his reflection] I guess it's just you and me now."

"I'm not fat. It's this fur that makes me look big. It's poofy."

"Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you, let's go! We gotta catch up with the others!"

"[referring to Ellie] Do you believe her? [imitating] "Bravery is just dumb. Maybe, you should run away more." She's infuriating and stubborn and narrow minded!"

"[after Crash gets knocked out by a tree when he launches at him] Uh-oh."

"We're gonna live! [water rapidly rises around them] We're going to die!"

"[laid by Manny after a slid] I cannot breathe! I think I just coughed up my spleen."

"[Cholly the Chalicotherium farts on him] Phew! Well, don't that put the "stink" in "extinction"?"

"[singing] Stop, hey, what's that sound, all the mammoths are in the ground! [Parody of Buffalo Springfield is "For What It is Worth"]"

"[singing] If your species will continue, clap your hands [clap clap] If your species-- [Parody of "If you are happy and you know it"]"

"[talking to Diego about his fear of water] Fine, but we are living in a melting world buddy! You are going to must face your fears, sooner, or later."

"Hey, can you guys slow down a little? I am dying here! [Vultures stare at him] It was just a figure of speech!"

"Not in front of the K-I-D-Z."

"[after an elaborate dance sequence with the mini-sloths which ends in him getting tied up] This is either good or bad."

"Yep, tomorrow is the day the scary vulture said we are all going to die. [immediately starts snoring]"

"[about the geysers] Oh, it's just a little hot water and steam. How bad could it be? [sees a dodo bird get fried by geyser] I just did something involuntary... and messy."

"[after Manny suggests that Ellie's "tree" does not go "all the way to the top branch"] Manny, brink of extinction is a bad time to be picky."

"[after Manny threw him away while inside a tree; while referring to Manny] I think I am starting to get through to him."

"[last lines] I saved you, little buddy! [when Scrat attacks him] Hey, I just saved you! Remember?! I - Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!"

"[after he and Sid are humiliated by Crash and Eddie] If anyone asks, there were fifty of them. And uh, they were rattlesnakes."

"Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids. [he roars at the kids causing them to be scared and run away]"

"[to Sid] Congratulations. You are now an idiot in two languages."

"[tfter Sid ate some blueberries and licked on his claws] Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity."

"[referring to Ellie] She is not half bad. Crazy and confused but...sweet."

"[after they escape the sea monsters] [Sid: What in the Animal Kingdom was that?] I don't know. But for now on, land safe. Water? Not safe."

"Possum, about eleven foot tall?"

"[repeated lines] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

"It is all a part of my accu-weather forecast."

"The five-day outlook is calling for intense flooding, followed by the end of the world!"

"You, ma'am. You look like a fat, hairy beast! How would like to lose a ton or two?"

"[After Manny mentions he would sell his mother for a grape, due to his greediness] Are you making an offer? I mean no, I would not!"

"I am not a mammoth. I am a possum."

"I thought fat guys are supposed to be jolly."

"That was the bravest thing I have ever seen!"

"It is not a compliment. For a possum, bravery is just dumb."

"[to Manny when he, slingshot Crash from a tree] What is wrong with you?"

"Flood's real alright, and it's comin' fast. Look around, you're in a bowl, bowl's gonna fill up, ain't no way out. Unless you can make it to the end of the valley. There's a boat, it can save you."

"There is some good news, though. The more of you die, the better I eat. I didn't say it was good news for you."

"Y'all better hurry, grounds melting, walls tumbling and rocks crumbling, survive that, you'll be racin' the water. In three days time it's gonna hit the geyser field. Boom!"

"Ooh, and it looks as though there may be a fatality! I call the dark meat!"

"I have done a lot of sequels, going all the way back to ICE AGE When I did the first ICE AGE a decade ago, we had no idea we would do a second one. The movie ended up being a huge success, and we had to say to ourselves: 'okay people want more, so let is tell another story.' We had to really work hard on that sequel, and it took a long time to get there, because we were caught off guard. After that, we learned our lesson (laughs). We understood that if the audience likes the story and characters and wants to see more, you have think, early on about how to continue the story. Not that you plan a sequel, when I make a movie"

"Kiss Your Ice Goodbye."

"He Never Thaw It Coming."

"Chill out with some friends!"