Hotel Transylvania: Transformania

"Thank you, dear son-in-law."

"My... my... [his sadness turns into fury] My hotel! MY HOTEL, MY HOTEL, MY HOTEL, MY HOTEL! MY HOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!"

"No. Rebuild the way you want to. It's your hotel now."

"It's time to begin a new chapter."

"[trailer only] Oh, no! I have a total dad bod!"

"Time to go! [tries to fly, but falls] Right, still human."

"Being a human is the worst."

"I guess I just never got the feeling that he really thought of me as, you know, part of the family."

"Oh, man. This is all my fault. I ruined everything, all because I'm not a monster."

"Okay, Drac. Open your eyes!"

"Hey, Drac! What's up?"

"I used Van Helsing's transforming ray!"

"Wow! Look at us, Drac. You're human, and I'm a monster. It's like ', but on a Tuesday, though."

"Flying as a monster is so much better. Right, Drac?"

"Drac, you're not a vampire. The sun won't fry you now."

"[about the mosquitos] Vampires of the jungle!"

"[realizing Dracula lied to him about the "monster real estate law"] Wait... there's no monster real estate law? Well, then... then that means that this... this was all a lie? You didn't want to have some bonding time with me. [furiously] You just didn't want to give me the hotel!"

"Boy, that was fun!"

"Dad, Johnny did all of this for you. He was trying to make this day special."

"Who are those guys?"

"[to Griffin] I've literally never seen you before!"

"If we don't fix you guys soon, you'll be like this forever."

"Well, we just made a couple of tiny adjustments."

"Oh, you know Johnny. He just gets a little carried away."

"I love you inside and out."

"Go ahead. Now's your chance."

"So, you want to become a monster, huh?"

"I can help with that. I've got just the thing down in my lab. The question is, where did I put it?"

"Behold, the Monsterfication Ray. It turns any human into a monster."

"Boy, is he nervous."

"Fire! Aaaaaaaah!"

"Okay, got it. Send."

"My stitches."

"What’s going on?"

"What’s up, fellas?"

"What's up?"

"Everybody, relax. Just enjoy the view."

"That's a nice one, Blobby."

"Your dad's a human now, and Johnny's a monster. Oh, no. I was not supposed to say that out loud."

"[to Griffin] Have you seriously been naked this whole time?"

"In the 5,000-year-old flesh."

"Hey, here's to Blobby."

"No, Bl… No, Blobby. I just said, “Here’s a toast to a bunch of great guys.” What does he think I said?"

"Don't be so uptight. I'm inviz."

"I'm balding?"

"Oh, he got the worst of it."

"Why would only my glasses be visible?"

"Oops, almost forgot good old Blobby."

"Mavis, it's me, Uncle Griffin. You don't recognize me?"

"Blobby's not dessert, okay?"