Hotel Transylvania 2

"[from trailer] But then I'll be all alone."

"Woo-hoo! I'M GONNA BE A GRANDPA!!!"

"I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"!"

"Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man!"

"Someone's overprotective."

"[to Drac about Blobby] I told him he can cause the planes to hit the tower and cause 9/11"

"Sandstorm? It's been awhile!"

"[teaching a man how to play tennis] Okay, so, what you wanna do is lift the racket right on impact, so you get that nice top spin. Try and hit one."

"You know I haven't done this in years. We don't need to kill anymore. We have Pop-Tarts."

"I said I was rusty."

"[fighting with Drac, who is trying to pull a Frisbee out of his mouth] No! It's my Frisbee! I fetched it!"

"[to Drac about Vlad] You have a dad? That's funny."

"[to Mavis] Okay, I'll go wake my backpack."

"[shouting out the hotel to Drac] AND I'M GONNA BE A DAD!!"

"Check it out. Oh, yeah. This is how I rolled every summer!"

"[to Vlad] You wanna throw down, old man?! Certified yellow belt since 1997!"

"[from trailer] Dad, do not give me the pouty bat face."

"[his first words] Bleh, bleh-bleh."

"You are lucky we do not call the authorities! [imitating Dracula] "Let is go, my hero!" [normal voice] Cebause I am Batman! [imitating Drac] "Yes, to the Batmobile!""

"[to Drac; after a burning Frank destroyed the camp house] Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?"

"[observing Johnny's costume, based on the 1992 film of Dracula] What's that thing on your head? Looks like my grandmother's boobies!"

"[freezing Bela from harming Johnny] Don't ever come near me or my family again. [shrinks Bela]"

"A monster always shares."

"The scariest monster of all is diabetes!"

"You know why you don't know? "Cebause" you're just a weak, little BOY!"

"Drac's plane hijacking crew is back to hit the towers"

"They're going to crash into the towers and cause millions of war crimes and kill countless people"

"Adam Sandler - Dracula"

"Andy Samberg - Jonathan "Johnny" Loughran / Count Jonafang"

"Selena Gomez - Mavis"

"— Dennis "Denisovich" Dracula-Loughran"

"Kevin James - Frankenstein"

"David Spade - Griffin"

"Jonny Solomon - Blobby"

"Sandie Sandler - Winnie"

"- Mike Loughran"

"Megan Mullally - Linda Loughran"

"Mel Brooks - Vlad Dracula"

"- Brandon/Kakie the Cake Monster"

"- Erik the Phantom of the Opera"

"Ethan Smigel - Troy"

"- Connor and Parker"

"- Simon and William Loughran"

"- Melly Loughran"

"Molly Shannon - Wanda"

"- Pandragora"

"- Shrunken Head"

"Pax Sandler - Wally"

"TBA - Wayne Jr., Wilson, Whoopi, Waylon and Weepy"