Hotel Transylvania

"Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!"

"EVIL VILLAIN, YOU WILL NEVER WIN!"

"[sees Johnny] A human."

"I have never said that in my life, "bleh bleh bleh". I do not know where that comes from."

"Enough. Enough! Stop! Go to corner, you are going to time-out!"

"[talking to Johnathan while controlling the pilot] My dear boy, I have made a terrible mistake. I was trying to keep my baby to myself, because I knew I would always protect her… but I realize now children need to discover things for themselves. They will stumble and fall, laugh and cry, but such is life. The truth is... you and Mavis are meant to be. You zinged! If she must give her trust to someone else, I am thankful that it is you, Jonathan. I hope you can hear me, and forgive me."

"Quit your whining! I'm burning up out here."

"[In the traditional animation version, after the ending of title card and he falls] Housekeeping!"

"But, what? [Johnny: ?] ? [Johnny: ?] ENOUGH, YOU KEEPING AWAY FROM EYEBALL, ENOUGH! [?] Listen to me."

"[to the zombies dressed as humans] Oh, hi, humans."

"[rehearsing in front of her mirror] Dad, you said when I turn 118, I could go out to the world like every adult who likes to come and go from this hotel. [imitates her father, Dracula] "But, Mavey-Wavey, it is not safe! Bleh, bleh-bleh!" [normal voice] Dad, 30 years ago, you promised. I remember, we were both eating mice and you specifically said that you gave me your word!"

"[while watching her first sunrise] This is the most incredible thing I have ever seen!"

"[demanding answers for her dad is lies] What was it? What exactly did you have to do?! Tell me!"

"[upon discovering that Johnny is really a human] Is it true? Are you a human?"

"[lovingly hugs him] I don't care. I still wanna be with you."

"[enraged at her dad after Johnny leaves] This is all your fault! [flees away in bat form]"

"[heartbroken about Johnny] You were right, Dad. The humans hate us."

"[after seeing a human dressed up as a monster] That was... trippy."

"[jumps off the diving board] GERONIMO!!"

"[about Johnny] I really liked Johnny… cousin or no. He told fun stories."

"[having just given a deafening roar to a cheering crowd] I AM TRYING TO SCARE YOU! THE REAL FRANKENSTEIN!"

"[first lines as he and his family get off the hearse when they arrive at the hotel] Yeah, it's a mess back there. [pays the driver]"

"Couldn't wait for this weekend. Always good to be out of the shadows for a couple days."

"[pranking Griffin by pulling down his swimsuit] Kids, why'd you do that?"

"I did not order a wake-up call."

"Where is the snooze button?!"

"You want me to track the smell? No, no. My sniffing tracking days are way behind me. Do you know how many diapers I have changed? How many number twos have destroyed this thing?"

"What? Now there is no sheep in the road. Let is go."

"I was not the cause of that."

"[annoyed at Wayne for eating all the sheep] That was pretty sick, man."

"Guilty. You are irresistible."

"[after Wayne played a prank on him by pulling down his swimsuit] I was just in the pool. The water is cold. Don't judge me! [runs off]"

"I stink at this."

"I have red curly hair!"

"[about Johnny] He put his hand in mouth to see it would disappear."

"You're welcome."

"[repeated line after eating something; innocently] I didn't do that."

"[about Johnny] He let me eat his scooter!"

"Where monsters come to get away from it all."

"Even monsters need vacation."

"Adam Sandler - Count "Drac" Dracula/Elderly Gremlin"

"Selena Gomez - Mavis Dracula"

"Andy Samberg - Jonathan "Johnny" / Johnny-stein"

"Kevin James - Frankenstein"

"Steve Buscemi - Wayne the Werewolf"

"CeeLo Green - Murray the Mummy"

"David Spade - Griffin the Invisible Man"

"Fran Drescher - Eunice"

"Molly Shannon - Wanda the Werewolf"

"Jon Lovitz - Quasimodo"