Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film)

"[meeting Dobby for the first time as he enters his room] Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house-elf in my bedroom."

"So a house-elf shows up in my bedroom, we can't get through the barrier to Platform 9 3/4, we almost get killed by a tree… Clearly, someone doesn't want me here this year."

"We know one thing. Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets. He was innocent."

"Ron, this is it. The monster in the Chamber of Secrets is a basilisk. That's why I can hear it speak. It's a snake."

"There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."

"[promising Dobby on one condition after freeing him from Lucius' service] Never try to save my life again."

"[as he and Harry are surrounded by the giant spiders] Where's Hermione when you need her?!"

""Follow the spiders! Follow the spiders!" If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him! [the car backs up and drives away into the forest] I mean, what was the point of sending us in there?! What have we found out?"

""Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever". Ginny..."

""The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, Enemies of the heir, beware." It's written in blood."

"Let me introduce your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher; me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award — but I don’t talk about that. I didn’t get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at her!"

"[as he is carried out of the Chamber with Ron, Harry and Ginny by Fawkes] Amazing!!!! This is just like magic!!!!"

"It is not our abilities that show us what we truly are. It is our choices."

"Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"

"Harry, it was me. But I swear. I didn't mean to. Riddle made me, and– [Looks at Harry's wound from the basilisk he killed] Harry, you're hurt."

"[to Ron] I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle?!"

"[swoops down towards Ron from the window she was sitting in] SURE! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach! [punches her fist through Ron's stomach] Fifty points if it goes through her HEAD! [punches through his head]"

"Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. [Giggles] [Harry: [uncomfortably] Uh, thanks Myrtle.]"

"Yes, Potter, the process is nearly complete. In a few minutes, Ginny Weasley will be dead. And I will cease to be a memory. Lord Voldemort will return. Very– much– alive."

"Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl. [Harry holds the basilisk's fang over the diary] What are you doing? Stop! NO! [Harry stabs the diary again and again, causing the ink to bleed out; Riddle screams in rage and agony as he dissolves and explodes]"

"The Second Year Begins"

"Hogwarts is Back in Session"

"Dobby Has Come to Warn You, Sir"

"Something Evil Has Returned to Hogwarts"

"The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir...beware!"

"The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened"

"Daniel Radcliffe - Harry James Potter"

"Rupert Grint - Ronald Bilius Weasley"

"Emma Watson - Hermione Jean Granger"

"Richard Harris - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore"

"Tom Felton - Draco Lucius Malfoy"

"Christian Coulson - Tom Marvolo Riddle"

"Alan Rickman - Severus Snape"

"Maggie Smith - Minerva McGonagall"

"Robbie Coltrane - Rubeus Hagrid"

"Bonnie Wright - Ginerva Molly Weasley"

"Kenneth Branagh - Gilderoy Lockhart"

"Julian Glover - Aragog (voice)"

"Mark Williams - Arthur Weasley"

"Toby Jones - Dobby the house-elf"

"Shirley Henderson - Moaning Myrtle"

"John Cleese - Nearly Headless Nick"