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"Pablo Schreiber - Charlie"

"Malin Åkerman - Annie"

"Tony Hale - Sam #2"

"Zoe Kazan - Mary Catherine"

"Fuck! ...Don't swear."

"Can we stop running? I'm almost thirty."

"So look. You're obviously having some family issues. But whatever. It's childhood. It ends."

"Don't look at me like that. You fucked-- You screwed up a very important meeting for me back there. I think I've been more than accommodating."

"It was great meeting you. Uhm. I'll come back here and, y'know, drink the alcohol. At some point."

"Dude, it's a party. You can have like ten cookies. Go crazy."

"Listen. They're gonna deal with you. Get you back home. Or whatever. If they uh, ask any questions, uhm. Just tell 'em you've been walking around or something, y'know? Don't, don't mention my name. I don't wanna get in any trouble. It was nice meeting you."

"What I'm missing, I think, is a great subject. Like, like the novel. That which is new, y'know? I mean, where's my... What do I draw upon?"

"I mean, my great shame as a writer is that I'm just this suburban kid with good parents. Y'know? I was fed, clothed, carpooled. Hardly Dickensian, y'know what I'm saying?"

"You know this is my job, don't you? I have to sit here and write things. It's... It's not easy with you staring at me."

"Sorry I don't have a television. What's your thing? What do you like? You like art, huh? To draw? Really? Here. Draw yourself a television."

"Tuck, tuck, don't forget to tuck!"

"Okay. I promise this won't take long. It's actually just an excuse to get drunk with the people I love. So, as a little extra dash of fun, whenever anyone says, oh, I don't know, follicle, we can all drink. Follicle!"

"I'm also, in addition to being super drunk, hairless. And unlike some of the hot gay men here, I do not wax."

"We're not really cousins. Parents, best friends..."

"And you thought, I know what kids love: alopecia awareness parties."

"I knew he'd bail. Dave was always way too much of a wimp to stay here forever."

"If you don't feed me, soon, I'm gonna eat your face."

"I'm afraid my brain is going to melt. I'm afraid we will never walk anywhere ever again. I'm afraid... We won't care about things anymore, except opening weekend grosses and pilates classes."

"You're my man. You're my big, funny, floppy-haired man."

"Oh my god, baby. I wish you were here with me right now. I got Dave's jeep and I'm driving on the PCH. And the sun is about to set. It is fucking unbelievable."

"You know I haven't encountered a single mosquito since I've been here? It's like a no-mosquito-zone. They're outlawed or something."

"Dave told me this awesome thing about L.A. No, listen. He says the whole town is like this blank canvas, and whatever you bring to it, that's what it is. It's just this random collection of neighborhoods where it's always sunny and it basically reflects wherever you're at back at you. So if you're happy, L.A. is great. If you're not, L.A. sucks. But it has nothing to do with Los Angeles. Because, get this, there's no such thing!"

"What good is paying out the nose to live here if we never take advantage of it? We might as well live somewhere else and just, visit every once and a while and actually do things. Y'know? Like hit the Met. Take in a Broadway show. Carnegie Deli. Wow, that's a really big sandwich. I don't know if I can eat all that."

"Did you know that my three most financially successful years in New York City were when I was dealing pot?"

"I just wanna feel like the crap I put myself through is... I don't know. I'm just tired."

"Go get yourself loved."

"Josh Radnor - Sam Wexler"

"Michael Algieri - Rasheen"

"Kate Mara - Mississippi"

"I went out last night trying to fuck up my life and it worked."

"I gotta leave you here, dude, I don't know what else to do with you."

"Oh, I fear success. Why do I fear success?"