Goosebumps (film)

"The stories are alive"

"You will believe in monsters"

"Jack Black as R. L. Stine"

"Dylan Minnette as Zachary "Zach" Cooper"

"Odeya Rush as Hannah Stine"

"Amy Ryan as Gale Cooper"

"Ryan Lee as Champ"

"Jillian Bell as Lorraine Cooper"

"Ken Marino as Coach Carr"

"Halston Sage as Taylor"

"Steven Krueger as Davidson"

"E. Roger Mitchell as The Mayor of Madison (uncredited)"

"Timothy Simons as Officer Stevens"

"Amanda Lund as Officer Brooks"

"Keith Arthur Bolden as Principal Garrison"

"Benjamin Papac as Seth (uncredited)"

"(The real) R. L. Stine as Mr. Black"

"Brendan Fraser as Slappy the Dummy"

"Eric Goldberg as Brent Green the Invisible Boy"

"Frank Welker as The Werewolf of Fever Swamp"

"Fred Tatasciore as The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena"

"Will Ferrell as The Lawn Gnomes"

"Dee Bradley Baker as The Giant Praying Mantis, Haunted Mobile"

"Zach: [about the gnomes] Maybe they're friendly. [a gnome throws a knife at his head] Not friendly. Definitely not friendly!"

"Hannah: [whispering] Nobody make a sound. [lamp clatters]"

"This is your last warning. You stay away from us, or something very bad will happen."

"Officer Stevens: The town has been invaded. Communications are down. We're talking mass chaos and no one knows how to stop it."

"Lorraine: Calling all cops. Calling all the cops. Head to the high school. My nephew is in trouble. He's with R. L. Stine. They think they know how to stop all this."

"You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. You couldn't have picked Little Shop of Hamsters."

"Lemme tell you something about Steve King: Steve King wishes he could write like me. And I've sold way more books than him, but nobody ever talks about that! [Zach: Okay.] WAY MORE BOOKS!"

"When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends: monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize the neighborhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me. And then one day, they actually...became...real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe. But when they open, well, you've just seen what happens."

"[about his disappointment in Hannah] Sneaking off in the middle of the night with strange boys. [Champion: Unbelievable.] Shut it."

"It doesn't work unless it's a real Goosebumps story, with twists and turns and frights. Not to mention some personal growth for our hero."

"[about reviving Hannah] I may have written one more book."

"[introduces himself to a classroom] Hello. Ahem. My name is R. L. Stine, and I will be your new English teacher, 'cause Mr. Boyd is still recuperating from injuries sustained in a mutant insect attack. Now, every story ever told can be broken down into three distinct parts: the beginning, the middle... and the twist."

"So what’s the plan, friend? You must’ve brought me out for something fun. Terrorize the locals? Destroy the town? Let's get SILLY!"

"[in response to being called a dummy] Who are you calling "dummy"... dummy?! [sees Stine reaching for his manuscript] You're trying to put me BACK IN?!"

"You've made Slappy very unhappy. He's not going back on the shelf ever again. [burns the manuscript] I think it's time I started pulling the strings in this relationship. Tonight is gonna be the best story you've ever written. All of your children are coming out to play! [laughs]"

"[throws a book] That one's a real page-turner. [drives away and laughs]"

"[driving the Haunted Car] Sorry, folks! I'd slow down, but I can't reach the brake!"

"Dropped calls are gonna be the least of this town's problems!"

"All my friends in one place! I've never been so happy! I don't want this day to end! And it doesn't have to, as long as we get rid of Stine! CHARGE!!!"

"[sees a bus] Oh, Papa, there's no escaping from us."

"[to the Werewolf of Fever Swamp] Follow the scent. Lead me to Stine."

"[last lines] See you in your dreams! [laughs evilly as he gets sucked into the book]"

"[being knocked off of Stine's car] NOT COOL!"

"[last lines; after typing "The Invisible Boy's Revenge" on Stine's typewriter] You forgot about me! [leaves hand marks on the glass and laughs as Stine screams]"

"Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, okay? I was born with the gift of fear!"

"These aren't kids' books. Kids' books help you fall asleep, these books keep you up all night!"

"[after biting the Werewolf of Fever Swamp] Silver fillings. I have a ton of cavities. When I was 10, I didn't brush my teeth for a whole year."