George II of Great Britain

"Non, j'aurai des maîtresses."

"I hate painting, and poetry too! Neither the one nor the other ever did any good."

"There are kings enough in England. I am nothing there. I am old and want rest and should only go to be plagued and teased there about that Damned House of Commons."

"If he is mad, so much the better; and if he is mad, I hope to God he’ll bite some of my generals."

"Who is this Pope that I hear so much about? I cannot discover what is his merit. Why will not my subjects write in prose?"

"Every thing in his composition was little, and he had all the weaknesses of a little mind, without any of the virtues or even the vices of a great one. He loved to act a King, but mistook the part, and the Regal dignity shrunk into the Electoral pride... Avarice, the meanest of all passions was his ruling one, and I never knew him deviate into any one generous action. His first natural movements were always on the side of Justice and truth, but they were often warped by Ministerial influence, or the secret twitches of Avarice."

"He was generally reckoned illnatured, which indeed he was not. He had rather an unfeeling, than a bad heart; but I never observed any settled Malevolence in him, though his sudden passions, which were frequent, made him say things, which in cooller moments he would not have executed. His heart always seemed to me to be in a state of perfect Neutrality, between hardness and tenderness."

"He had a very small degree of acquired knowledge; he sometimes read History, and as he had a very good memory, was exceedingly correct in facts, and dates. He spoke French and Italian well, and English very properly, but with something of a foreign accent: He had a contempt for the belles lettres which he called trifling. He troubled himself little about Religion... Upon the whole he was rather a weak than a bad Man or King. His Government was mild as to Prerogative, but burthensome as to taxes, which he raised when, and what degree he pleased, by corrupting the honesty, and not by invading the privileges of Parliaments."

"He had the haughtiness of Henry the Eighth, without his spirit; the avarice of Henry the Seventh, without his exactions; the indignities of Charles the First, without his bigotry for his prerogative; the vexations of King William, with as little skill in the management of parties; and the gross gallantry of his father, without his goodnature or his honesty:– he might, perhaps, have been honest, if he had never hated his father, or had ever loved his son."