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"(as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled) Whoa, Stifler's mom!"
"(in his old age) Chuck Norris rules."
"Damn that Superman plot!"
"Willy: Who wants to chew my gumballs?"
"Peter: Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!"
"Peter: (as Superman) You shot me in the freaking eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that?! That was so unnecessary! You bastard!"
"Kanye West look-alike: (while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus) The White Bitch doesn't care about black people."
"Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: Shit, bitch, I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel god damn Jackson!"
"Borat look-alike: Jagshemash! My name-a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending! (the water wheel runs over the orphans) Not!"
"White Bitch: I hate those fucking kids."
"Paris Hilton look-alike: I'm so hot. (yells as she gets crushed by Susan, who was thrown off the plane)"
"Mr. Tumnus : Screw Gnarnia!"
"White Bitch: (trying to read) The... keeds... have... esca-puh-duh."
"We Know It's Big. We Measured."
"Kal Penn - Edward Pervertski"
"Adam Campbell - Peter Pervertski"
"Jennifer Coolidge - White Bitch"
"Jayma Mays - Lucy Pervertski"
"Faune A. Chambers - Susan Pervertski"
"Crispin Glover - Willy"
"Tony Cox - Bink"
"Héctor Jiménez - Mr. Tumnus"
"Darrell Hammond - Captain Jack Swallows"
"Carmen Electra - Mystique"
"Fred Willard - Aslo"
"David Carradine - Museum Curator"
"Kevin McDonald - Harry Potter"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.