First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Wait a second. Let's recap. Last night we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. [Chester slaps him] Thanks, dude."
"I refuse to let us go down in history as the dudes who destroyed the universe."
"[Walking up to residence of Ostrich farmer with many signs expressing zero tolerance for trespassing] I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place."
"Dude, Where's My Car?"
"We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey."
"Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery"
"Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg"
"Jennifer Garner - Wanda"
"Marla Sokoloff - Wilma"
"Kristy Swanson - Christie Boner"
"David Herman - Nelson"
"Hal Sparks - Zoltan- Cult leader"
"Charlie O'Connell - Tommy"
"John Toles-Bey - Mr. Pizzacoli"
"Andy Dick - Mark"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.