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"Good luck doesn't happen to people like us. Good luck happens to Madonna."
"I could wind up floating on the bottom of the Hudson."
"Some shame bout that Mona Dearly. I mean, so young."
"Don't kiss the dogs ass!"
"I was a battered husband."
"[singing] I'm a Wheel Watcher! I'm a Wheel Watcher!"
"[to Bobby and Jeff, regarding the name BJ Landscaping] BJ? [laughs] Well, I think "JB" has a nicer ring to it. Besides, you don't want anyone goin' around calling ya "Blow Job Landscaping" - Do ya?"
"I want half. And don't give me none of that "fifty-percent" shit."
"Look, I heard you the first time, Bobby. I ain't mute."
"Lt. Feege Gruber: They found him this morning...dead in the water, so to speak."
"1 murder. 460 prime suspects. Not so much of a 'who done it' as a 'who didn't'."
"The death of Mona Dearly wasn't so much a whodunnit, as a who didn't."
"Who wanted to see Mona Dearly dead? Take a number."
"Danny DeVito - Chief Wyatt Rash"
"Bette Midler - Mona Dearly"
"Neve Campbell - Ellen Rash"
"Jamie Lee Curtis - Rona Mace"
"Casey Affleck - Bobby Calzone"
"William Fichtner - Phil Dearly"
"Marcus Thomas - Jeff Dearly"
"Peter Dobson - Lt. Feege Gruber"
"Kathleen Wilhoite - Lucinda"
"Tracey Walter - Clarence"
"Will Ferrell - Cubby the Funeral Director"
"Paul Ben-Victor - Deputy Tony Carlucci"
"Paul Schulze - Deputy Jimmy D."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.