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"I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's going to be to try to get her as a broke black man?"
"My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep.""
"[after learning that he wasn't supposed to die] You killed me! You killed me! You killed me!"
"Tiger Woods, Y'all, Tiger Woods, Y'all! Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods, Y'all!"
"Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!"
"From now on, we need to make a new slogan. If you get shot in the head, you get a bed. If you head is bloody, we're your buddy."
"Didn't your momma ever tell you to carry an extra handcuff key?"
"We're going in there. If you can walk, let's walk. If you can't walk, it's time to roll. If you have crutches, then crutch your ass in there!"
"A story of premature reincarnation."
"Chris Rock - Lance Barton"
"Regina King - Sontee Jenkins"
"Mark Addy - Cisco"
"Eugene Levy - Keyes"
"Frankie Faison as Whitney Daniels"
"Greg Germann - Sklar"
"Jennifer Coolidge - Mrs. Wellington"
"Chazz Palminteri - King"
"Wanda Sykes - Wanda"
"John Cho - Phil Quon"
"Mario Joyner - Apollo M.C."
"Charles Matthew Blake - Charles Wellington III"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.