Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"The Santa’s workshop is here."

"B says Buh Buh Buh"

"Wuh Wuh, Walrus"

"C-A-T, Cat."

"Good night, Manny, at 11:45 P.M., which is a bedtime that works for you. I love you, sweetie. Mwah."

"Oh, they're really cute."

"Hi, honey bunches!"

"Oh, this one's sort of purple?"

"(to Rodrick's band leader sticking out his tongue) I don't like that!"

"Sometimes, I just roll around campus like a little football."

"(To Greg) You forgot this, sweetie pie. (shows sports bag to Greg)"

"Joshie says that you should respect your parents and follow your dreams!"

"That's a good idea."

"So, what happens now? Is the game over?"

"I don’t know."

"Don'’t worry, he doesn'’t bite. He just loves to snuggle."

"Greg, I got you this apology card. The duck, you know, on the front, he thinks what I did was "quackers," and maybe he's right."

"(when he has to pee) Juice! Juuuice!"

"Wanna see my "Secret Freckle"?"

"What sound the cow makes." It's "moo." "Quack" is a duck."

"(in letter form) Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back. (Greg faints)"

"I bet you I can put your whole foot in my mouth!"

"(To Greg) Can I peek at your infection?"

"(what he calls Greg) Bubby!"

"First thing, tomorrow?"

"Purple, purple, purple..."

"One, Two, Free, Four, Five."

"Quack, quack."

"Would you wike some chokwits?"

"(at a swim meet) Stop shivering, Greg!"

"(to Manny) I think I just heard some grunting noises coming from the furnace room."

"What? I can't enjoy my music, too?"

"Okay, Time for my shower, Whoa! Okay!"

"Well, I guess my shower can wait."

"Oh, thank goodness, there's a simple solution!"

"The mail’s here, Here’s the mail that never fails It makes me want to wag my tail When it comes I wanna wail mail…"

"Aw, You tell you what, Daddy'll read you a bedtime story."

"Good night, Manny. Good night, Greg. Good night, Rodrick."

"I must be losing my marbles."

"We have our heading."

"Never seen this one before."

"It's 7:00 in the morning, Greg. I'm gonna need some coffee."

"We're in my mind, and I thought this woman was a total quack."

"Cause they would quack up!"

"There you go, quack-job."

"Good luck with that!"

"One of the biggest lemurs in Madagascar."

"All ready to take off from Africa."

"Oh! That looks like a pretty purple flower to me,"

"So your weekends are spent drinking beer and watching football with your wife?"