Destroy All Humans!

"(Fighting against Crypto) Don't move stop right there."

"(Crypto picked up Majestic agent in the air) It's all good fun"

"I could take that guy. And that guy. And her."

"(Searching for Crypto) After this is all over, you wanna get a drink or something?"

"(Bumping toward him) Look out or I'll make you look out."

"(majestic on fire) What I have to do to get a bucket of water around here. Damn it."

"Aww, dammit, this fire's gonna ruin my suit!"

"Man, I feel good. How good? Mmm, SO good!"

"I have to report to Hoover again. Please, GOD, let him be wearing pants this time!"

"(Searching for Crypto) It's only matter of time."

"(Standing by front) What?"

"(Standing by front) Please, step away from me."

"Once clue 3 feet tall as a giant head is about to get his ass kick. Bingo!"

"(fighting against crypto) Party's over space rat."

"What we need to do is find the dumbest, most malleable human in the area. Admittedly, the competition will be fierce. You'll just have to scan them all!"

"The truth is right here, biotch!"

"[if shot at with anal probe] Ahh! You freak, leave my butt alone!"

"Boy do I look good-- Scratch that, I look REAL good!"

"Wonder what I'd look like in some other colour? I hear brown is the new black!"

"What if the other guys notice? Oh, who cares? Lace feels so comfortable under this suit!"

"Why does Silhouette give me these jobs? I wonder if it's because I hit on her at the Majestic Christmas Party?... Wait! No one's even supposed to know Silhouette's a chick! Scratch that thought!"

"(Checking the situation) Keep it together, it will be okay up there."

"(Fighting against Crypto) Don't make me call Hoover."

"(Standing by front) Yes."

"(Standing by front) You're up to something?"

"(Standing by front) Can I help you?"

"(Bumping toward him) Watch it pal."

"(Bumping toward him) Watch where you going."

"(fighting against Crypto) Die Scumbag"

"Look at these people. weak, pathetic, without us"

"We can peer into the minds of lower lifeforms via the cortex scan. Rip the illiterate thoughts from their pathetic little brains!"

"[after Crypto scans a cow] "Moo"? Primitive, yet profound. Scan another one!"

"[in reference to the zombie cows] They must have gathered them for study. Can't imagine what they hope to learn."

"In the name of Joe McCarthy and everything that's holy!"

"Come back, so I can slap you on a dissection table!"

"Polly wanna goddamn cracker?!"

"I know what you're thinking, ladies. And yes, I'm available."

"What am I thinking? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

"Robo-Prez is getting away! It looks like he's heading for the Coolidge Memorial! Or is that the Rutherford B. Hayes Monument? Oh, I should have kept a hold on that tourist map."

"ROBO-PREZ! ROBO-PREZ! He's heading for the white building! No, the "other" white building! You know, the one with the statue of the tall ugly guy with the beard, he's, like, Amish or something!"

"Oh, how cute! Robo-Prez is all hurt, and he's picking up his brain-stem and heading home! Poor little Robo-Prez, everybody's so mean to him! FOLLOW HIM TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND CRUSH HIM LIKE A TIN CAN IN A TRASH COMPACTOR!"

"We cannot allow Sleepy Ernst to turn humanity into his own supply of science guinea pigs! They should be OUR guinea pigs!"

"Look out, it's an ambush! Circle the wagons! Throw me a shotgun! Get the womenfolk inside! Oh, I really must stop watching human television. Doh, screw it. DESTROY THEM ALL!"

"Crypto, the humans are trying to stop the movie! KILL THE BASTARDS! Have they no respect for art?"

"We can subjugate the humans to the reign of the Furon Empire! AHAHAHAHAHA- [coughs]"

"It's time to capture one of those Men in... Really-Dark-Brown, and give him a good probing. What do you say... up for a little fun?"

"Hmmm... passengers and compounds appear to made of carbon components. They must have gotten the soylent-green leather interior. Pricey option."

"They've sent in their cyborgs! Can Steve Austin be far behind?"

"I detect military units approaching from the south with my... Military Unit Detector-O-Tron! Oh, just take my word for it!"

"(Crypto picked up Majestic agent in the air) Put me down Space Rat."