Crash Twinsanity

"[after paralyzing Coco] Sleep, my insipid angel..."

"It's true, blondes do have more fun!"

"Surprised to see me, Crash? Like the fleas in your fur, I keep coming back! Three years, I spent alone in the frozen Antarctic wastes... and I missed you. And so I've organized a little gathering, like a birthday party, except... the exact opposite... and look, all of your friends are here... You are so very popular. Let's start handing out the presents."

"Yes! The crystal is mine! [Crash gazes into the crystal and walks a little closer; screams] Keep back, you weak-minded fool! Avert your gaze or you'll go crystal-crazy!"

"Living in harmony with Mother Nature, the noble boar, the humble bumblebee."

"Crash, I've been like a father to you! I created you, nursed you... tried to destroy you..."

"In the dark ocean of my intellect swims a magnificent whale of a plan!"

"Sleep soundly, Nina, and don't fear the night, with its large claws that scratch and its sharp teeth that bite! Under the covers, there's no need to hide, for your uncle's the monster and he's on your side!"

"[after getting stuck inside a pipe] I'm stuck! The greatest evil scientist in the world... stuck in a pipe. How could things get any worse? [he farts inside the pipe and then whines]"

"[as throwing bombs on Crash during his fake birthday party] This is from Tiny, this is from Dingodile… Ripper Roo, you shouldn't have! Pinstripe, how thoughtful! Oh, dear, 2 of the same! But don't worry, I kept the receipt."

"Here's one gift you can return!"

"Meet your brand new, hydraulically operated, twin brother, Mecha Bandicoot!"

"I've ruined the lives of so many! I can't be expected to remember them all!"

"Throw me over there. Trust me. We're pals right?"

"This is where we wrong the rights, and sweep the past under the rug..."

"Come now, as we explore a new dimension! [sheepishly] It should've been two new dimensions, but we... ran out of time..."

"[to a penguin] The check bounced? Are you sure? Well, those past few years have kinda been slow. Wrath of Cortex didn't do as well as we hoped..."

"True. Now... PLAYTIME IS OVER!! Victor, Moritz! Back in your cage, you naughty boys!"

"You know, Crash. For all these years, I've been wrong about you. Your creation was a mistake, and your existence has been a constant reminder of that mistake, but I learned something from all of this: I learned that you can't run away from your mistakes… but you can bury them! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR RIDICULOUS FACE AGAIN!!!"

"[after the Psychetron malfunctions and teleports Cortex in Crash's brain] Where am I? What is this?! [looks around and finds himself surrounded by numerous personifications of Crash who start dancing. Cortex screams in panic and starts crying]"

"Oh, how I hate bandicoots."

"My, my! Can it be? Crash and Cortex? I don't know whether to kiss you, or kill you!"

"[responding to Aku Aku] I like a challenge. I accept! This should be fun!"

"[to Cortex] Such a big head, such a tiny brain!"

"Victor: Cower, you fools, before the awesome might of... the Evil Twins!"

"Moritz: Catch you later, brainiac!"

"Moritz: See you around, losers! Hey, is it lunchtime yet?"

"Victor: You see? This is why nobody likes you. A curse on you, Crash Bandicoot! A curse on you all!"

"Victor: That's it, Cortex! You wanna make up for lost time and play with your pets?! So be it!"

"Victor: Well, this is one heck of an ending."

"Victor: So, this is how the rich and ugly fly?"

"Victor: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just skip to the good bit."

"Dingodile: Treasure, eh? Bonza!"

"Madame Amberley: Zo, cry-baby Cortex is all grown up. I see you've found employment as a barber."

"Rusty Walrus: Ah, yummy! Fresh meat for my pot!"

"Aku Aku: It is I, Aku Aku! My duty is to protect you. You may summon me by breaking open these crates. Call me thrice and I shall grant you special powers!"

"Doctor Nefarious Tropy: The rats are leaving the sinking ship."

"Skunk: Hey, hey, hey! Yeah, you! I've been doing this for 10 stinkin' years! Back and forth, back and forth... AND I'M SICK OF IT! Well, I'm not gonna do it no more!"

"Rusty Walrus: Come back here, naughty meat!"

"Madame Amberley: Are you going to cry, cry-baby?"

"They're working together, but they don't have to like it!"

"Lex Lang: Dr. Neo Cortex"

"Debi Derryberry: Coco and Young Dr. Neo Cortex"

"Quinton Flynn: The Evil Twins, N. Gin, a skunk and a penguin"

"Mel Winkler: Aku Aku and tribesmen"

"Dwight Schultz: Papu Papu, Dingodile, Rusty Walrus and a tribesmen"

"Alex Fernandez: Ernest the farmer and Uka Uka"

"Susan Silo: Madame Amberley and Nina Cortex"

"Michael Ensign: Doctor Nefarious Tropy and a tribesmen"